Should Moyes go ?

[Frank Drebin]

Ten Our Fathers and ten Hail Mary's for that...

I think I'll just recant my sins on my deathbed instead.

 

[ToffeeBlueNose]

what sort of cheese on that

 

[Christiffa25]

I think as much as us fans want and need a few new faces to excite and get a spark back in us... I think the gaffer needs that too !!

 

[BlueLlama]

Bah. My half a lager top with lime is already flat.

There is no cash in the kitty for dashes of Lime FFS! Are you trying to ruin us?

And while I'm FFSing do we really need another DM poll? NO WE FECKING DON'T.

But as I'm here ... cheese on toast/seal clubbing/fat girl porn

 

[Pat's Van]

PAT - ello Moysey lad, what's up with your gob ?

DM - och, it's that fkn chairman, I still cannae get any money out the cnut

PAT - oh crumbs

DM - I had to take a fiver out the petty cash just to buy this bevy eh

PAT - ah well, never mind, why don't you come round to ours, we're having a BBQ

DM - nah

PAT - oh, come on, bring your missus

DM - aye go on then

PAT - that's the spirit, it'll be a laugh, we'll have a singsong

DM - can I bring me guitar ?

PAT - I'd rather you didn't, the neighbours...ya know

DM - the wife doesn't eat meat though

PAT - that's all right, we'll have some fish as well

DM - no, she won't eat that either

PAT - oh well fkn p!ss off then!!

(Pat storms out)

 

[Frank Drebin]

Language from Moist was shocking there.

 

[Matt Damon]

OH MY GOD ANOTHER THREAD TO BASH MOYSE I'M OUTRAGED, IM GOING TO CALL THE EU AND TELL THEM ALL ABOUT YOU HORRIBLE MEANIES AND ABOUT KENWRIGHT STEALING MONEY FROM EVERTON IN THE SEYCHELLES.

I'd of thought you'd of learnt you can't literally call the EU. Its a place not a person.

But then again, you're not the sharpest tool in the box are you?

The Seychelles is in the Indian Ocean.

The Caymans is in the Caribbean too. You might want to look at a map lid.

 

[bluemeanie]

He's looking grim cos he's been waiting for Bill Kenwright to come back from the bar. Four hours ago BK went up to order food and drinks. So far all that's come back (via one of the bar staff) is a half finished packet of peanuts. On the way to the gents, Moyes spies Kenwright enjoying a pint with Mike Harding in the pub garden.

 

[ijjysmith]

So...cheese on toast it is?!

 

[Seamus Colemole]

I'd have thought you'd have learnt you can't literally call the EU. Its a place not a person.

But then again, you're not the sharpest tool in the box are you?

The Seychelles is in the Indian Ocean.

The Caymans is in the Caribbean too. You might want to look at a map lid.

FIXED IT FOR YOU HENRY'S CAT.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBiIIzpPEtM#t=0m18s

 

[Sharpys top lip]

YES!!!!!

 

[Pat's Van]

PAT - Eh up Moysey, you look glum

DM - oh hullo Pat

PAT - what's up mate ?

DM - oh it's just some of the lads at work, oh it's nothing

PAT - come on mate, what's the matter ?

DM - well, they've been picking on me again

PAT - oh FFS, what are they doing now ?

DM - well, you remember when Cahill and Jags used to flick me @rse with the wet towels ?

PAT - yeah but Pip Neville sorted them out didn't he ?

DM - yeah, well now they've all started doing this sort of humming

PAT -humming ?

DM - yeah, just like this monotone humming, when I read out the teamsheet

PAT - you want me and some of the chaps to have a word ?

DM - cor would ya ? i'd appreciate it, that Fellaini's the ringleader

PAT - no probs, i'll get some of the boys from GOT

DM - GOT ?

PAT - yeah, I can't speak for everyone, but i could probably get Ricardobee, Angleseyblue...

DM - right

PAT - maybe Matt Damon

DM - not exactly the fkn A-team like is it ?

PAT - oh well fkn s0d you then

(Pat storms out)

 

[kenyonl]

Actually I'd probably ask him why he thinks it's a good idea to plan a career based on the advice of random drunks.

Best laugh of the day, that and the scamp fries!

 

[kenyonl]

PAT - Eh up Moysey, you look glum

DM - oh hullo Pat

FPMSL!! bloody hell!!! I have to add to make this long enough

DM - oh it's just some of the lads at work, oh it's nothing

PAT - come on mate, what's the matter ?

DM - well, they've been picking on me again

PAT - oh FFS, what are they doing now ?

DM - well, you remember when Cahill and Jags used to flick me @rse with the wet towels ?

PAT - yeah but Pip Neville sorted them out didn't he ?

DM - yeah, well now they've all started doing this sort of humming

PAT -humming ?

DM - yeah, just like this monotone humming, when I read out the teamsheet

PAT - you want me and some of the chaps to have a word ?

DM - cor would ya ? i'd appreciate it, that Fellaini's the ringleader

PAT - no probs, i'll get some of the boys from GOT

DM - GOT ?

PAT - yeah, I can't speak for everyone, but i could probably get Ricardobee, Angleseyblue...

DM - right

PAT - maybe Matt Damon

DM - not exactly the fkn A-team like is it ?

PAT - oh well fkn s0d you then

(Pat storms out)

Effing genius!!!!

 

[kenyonl]

Moyes has all the creativity of a thumb tack--and not a sharp one, but on our budget he's the only one who can bring players in for nothing. it's the only reason we survive. His scouting is top notch.