New Song - Eto'o No.5

[a bell maul]

To the Beatles 'she loves you'

Eto'o, yeah yeah yeah
Sammy Eto'o yeah yeah yeah
With CV like that
You know he can't be baaad
(de de de de dum dum)
...pedigree like that
you know he can't be ba-ad.

*followed by massive windmilling and LIMBS!!

 

[Heaventon]

ETO'OOH ETO'OOH READ ALL ABOUT HIM
ETO'OOH ETO'OOH FOR EVERTON

just like the echo fella's shout in town

 

[McBain]

Eto'o No.5
A little bit of Leighton in the sun
A little bit of Seamus all day long
A little bit of Stones'y at the back
A little bit of Ross in our attack
A little bit of Macca covering ground
A little bit of Besic, because he's 'sound'
Catch Mirallas if you can
Romalu Lukaku he's the man.

Eto'o No. 5

It's just what I do. Thanks mate.

 

[blue61]

Ole man Eto'o
Dat ole man Eto'o
Him keep on scoring
Just keeps on scoring

I don't think this got the credit it deserved, when he scores today I'll be mightily disappointed if the Lower Gladwys doesn't start swaying and harmonising, while the Upper Gladwys tenors belt out the lyrics.

 

[Kiwi]

 

[EDINHO1]

These songs are normally terrible. But that Eto'o number 5 one is brilliant, Good luck getting anyone too sing it though !

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Get Ready For KELVIS in the fam enclosure today lads, 1st bit of quiet and I'm belting it out.

 

[AaronTheBlue]

He's magic, ye know

He's magic ya' know, Saaa-m-uel Eto'ooooo