It's easy to find something to loathe about almost any club.
Arsenal -- Self righteous, hypocritical, think football is a non-contact sport, full of snides
Aston Villa -- Martin O'Neill days
Cardiff -- Changed their kit colour, loads of crap, tittish fans
Chelsea -- Oligarch owner, possibly the worst plastic fans ever, contingent of massive bulb players
Crystal Palace -- Sold us Andy Johnson, the bad whoppers
Fulham -- I actually kind of like Fulham... I like Jol and have a hard-on for Berbasex, but Al Fayed's a tit
Hull -- From Hull
Liverpool -- Hard to summarise in one sentence...
Man City -- Awful fans, sum up what's wrong with football these days, Carlos Tevez
Man United -- Fans look down on every club, 99% of fans don't know what a Manchester is
Newcastle -- RS aside, the worst fans in the north, joke of a club
Norwich -- Grocky football, [insert clichéd jibe about having 12 fingers]
Southampton -- Ijjy hates them, that'll do
Stoke -- Uber grocks, team of thugs, from Stoke
Sunderland -- Er... Actually, quite like them... Good fans, entertaining manager, infinitely better than Geordies
Swansea -- Think winning the passing means winning the game, think they're Barcelona, employed David Brent
Tottenham -- Spend loads whilst pretending they don't, sh*t badge
West Brom -- That 4-1 home defeat
West Ham -- Gold&Sullivan, Allardyce, more money than us(!?!?), Andy Carroll, that stadium, bellish fans