Muggins
Player Valuation: £60m
My nightmares......
Moyes will quit. (Non Evertonians say he must)
Rodders will sign for Manure, (Inevitable)
Arteta will never recover from injury. (Dean Ashton)
Neither will Jags. (Dean Ashton)
Pienaar will leave. (Loves God more than Everton)
Fellaini will go back to acting (Saved by the bell)
Goodison will crumble. (Due to the heavy debts on the old ladies shoulders)
Everton in the championship. (I can't see us getting back in the prem if all of the above happens)
Some one please make me feel better. Please?
Coz the whole frigging world is making me feel worse.
Moyes will quit. (Non Evertonians say he must)
Rodders will sign for Manure, (Inevitable)
Arteta will never recover from injury. (Dean Ashton)
Neither will Jags. (Dean Ashton)
Pienaar will leave. (Loves God more than Everton)
Fellaini will go back to acting (Saved by the bell)
Goodison will crumble. (Due to the heavy debts on the old ladies shoulders)
Everton in the championship. (I can't see us getting back in the prem if all of the above happens)
Some one please make me feel better. Please?
Coz the whole frigging world is making me feel worse.