Everton Superstitions

[FTY]

Always vote for the opposite team on the votes in Chicos threads

 

[tim cahill]

Come to think of it... I've stopped betting on Everton games. Well my betfair account kind of ran out of money anyway.

 

[FTY]

Come to think of it... I've stopped betting on Everton games. Well my betfair account kind of ran out of money anyway.

Fill it with money and start betting; it's your fault we've gone sh!t.

 

[Adam_EFC]

Never bet on Everton.

I never bought anything inside Goodison all last season and decided to get a Twix against Arsenal at the very start of the season since I felt a bit adventurous. Look where we are now. My fault lads, sorry. Tried buying a Mars Bar with hopes of reversing the curse but there's been no change.

 

[tim cahill]

Fill it with money and start betting; it's your fault we've gone sh!t.

Hmmm... Am I allowed to bet against us?

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Was boss when Jo was like October or something even though his loan ended in May.

EV
ER
TON

What you mean like Eto'o is this year

 

[ijjysmith]

What you mean like Eto'o is this year

Oh god no really?!

 

[Yorkie]

Drink booze. And usually my scarf.

 

[sageyefc]

Sacrifice virgins and small animals

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Oh god no really?!

 

[ijjysmith]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Christ

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Jesus Christ

Aprils looking a bit optimistic as well at the moment

 

[ijjysmith]

Good man @toffee matt

 

[ElGato]

If I watch us on a Thursday we're unreal. Any other day and we're [Poor language removed]. Spooky

 

[TGW89]

After yet another defeat, I go to Twickers and theapeutically punt the bejesus out of Polly's cage - if it sails through the posts, Everton win.

It's been a poor season for me - "TGW89 out" poll results expected shortly.