Matt Damon
Player Valuation: £60m
The man can't even sign his own name without the criminal Burmese junta arresting him.
He's a comedian. Who's fearless in criticising the government through laughter.
In November 2008, he was sentenced to 59 years in prison, convicted of "public order offenses", under four sections of the criminal code—17/2, 32 (b), 295 (a) and 505 (b), much more than the anticipated maximum of two years.
On 16 February 2009, following the appeals by the family, Yangon Divisional Court reduced the prison sentence by "up to 24 years", bringing the sentence down to 35 years.
Probably the bravest comedian in the world.
Jailed and put into solitary for 5 years.
"why are there no dentists in Burma?"
"because nobody is allowed to open their mouths"
Zarganar. A hero. A master of the bait. Doesn't advocate violence. He just brings the bait to those that need it.
He's a comedian. Who's fearless in criticising the government through laughter.
In November 2008, he was sentenced to 59 years in prison, convicted of "public order offenses", under four sections of the criminal code—17/2, 32 (b), 295 (a) and 505 (b), much more than the anticipated maximum of two years.
On 16 February 2009, following the appeals by the family, Yangon Divisional Court reduced the prison sentence by "up to 24 years", bringing the sentence down to 35 years.

Probably the bravest comedian in the world.
Jailed and put into solitary for 5 years.
"why are there no dentists in Burma?"
"because nobody is allowed to open their mouths"

Zarganar. A hero. A master of the bait. Doesn't advocate violence. He just brings the bait to those that need it.