You're so vain

[Seathestars]

I bet you think this post is about you.

How long do you take getting ready to go out.
The truth Ladies.

 

[JLW]

Dont get me started on this one, my missus 2 days!!
Nails Friday
Hairdressers Saturday morning. Still ends up with me shouting at the bottom of the stairs 'COME ON THE TAXIS ON ITS WAY' to which the reply is "your always rushing me"

 

[Seathestars]

Dont get me started on this one, my missus 2 days!!
Nails Friday
Hairdressers Saturday morning. Still ends up with me shouting at the bottom of the stairs 'COME ON THE TAXIS ON ITS WAY' to which the reply is "your always rushing me"

I must be married to her sister.
We cannot go anywhere on time, always 10 or 15 minutes late, despite knowing we've had it planned for weeks.
Drives me crazy.

 

[JLW]

I must be married to her sister.
We cannot go anywhere on time, always 10 or 15 minutes late, despite knowing we've had it planned for weeks.
Drives me crazy.

Its starts an argument before a bevy has been touched.

 

[peteblue]

You're doing it all wrong. I go the pub, my wife joins me when she is ready, result happiness....

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

You're doing it all wrong. I go the pub, my wife joins me when she is ready, result happiness....

Old school, I like it mate.

 

[COYBL25]

I bet you think this post is about you.

How long do you take getting ready to go out.
The truth Ladies.

Here's the drill if my missus is going out with the girls Saturday night :

Friday - nails = 2hrs.

Saturday morning - hair / depending if it's being coloured = 3 / 4 hrs.

Saturday afternoon - paint toenails, spray tan.

Early Saturday evening - get changed at least three times into different outfits and have a massive row " you don't care how I look / just because you've let yourself go ( true ).

Late Sunday morning - emerge from the spare bedroom, looking like a Kiss video gone wrong.

All this to go around Mathew St and end up in the Grapes, with a load of Norwegian RS and other assorted wronguns.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

My 17 yo lads the worst, 30 mins in the shower, 30 mins to do his hair, 30 mins debating what to wear, then irons what he's going to wear again even though his mum had already ironed them and put them away. A right tart!

 

[COYBL25]

My 17 yo lads the worst, 30 mins in the shower, 30 mins to do his hair, 30 mins debating what to wear, then irons what he's going to wear again even though his mum had already ironed them and put them away. A right tart!

With an overpowering smell of Lynx that could kill a crowd at 100 yards,

 

[Eggs]

...Warren Beatty.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

With an overpowering smell of Lynx that could kill a crowd at 100 yards,

In one mate, he sticks roll - on on first, then it's a full body spray with the Lynx, then when he's dressed it's another spray on the clothes with the Lynx!

 

[Norwegian Cow]

I'm so vain.. I still think that post is about me.

 

[JLW]

You're doing it all wrong. I go the pub, my wife joins me when she is ready, result happiness....

OH NO, i end doing all the little shitty bits round the house (Check everywhere is locked, make sure the dog has food and water, leave the burgular lamp on,, etc....) while she finishes transforming her face.

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

Here's the drill if my missus is going out with the girls Saturday night :

Friday - nails = 2hrs.

Saturday morning - hair / depending if it's being coloured = 3 / 4 hrs.

Saturday afternoon - paint toenails, spray tan.

Early Saturday evening - get changed at least three times into different outfits and have a massive row " you don't care how I look / just because you've let yourself go ( true ).

Late Sunday morning - emerge from the spare bedroom, looking like a Kiss video gone wrong.

All this to go around Mathew St and end up in the Grapes, with a load of Norwegian RS and other assorted wronguns.

Spray tan! should give her the back of the hand mate.



























Joking!

 

[BigDunc'sFod]

If I need a shower before we go out, about 25 minutes total. Mainly because I like long showers.