Your worst moment(s) of the Moyes era

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Seeing as we've had a "best of" thread, perhaps it's time to flip the coin over.

We've had nigh on a decade under him now, and of course there have been some highlights - but for me, there have been far too many low points during his reign. And I mean REALLY LOW points - the sort of cringeworthy moments/results/performances that I've found it hard to think of something that matched it. Until the next shocker came along.

Shrewsbury. Bottom of the soddin' 92 weren't they?

Bucharest away. The only time I've not clapped the team off and actually boo'ed them. (We sent a postcard from Transylvania the next day to Moyes saying "This place isn't half as scary as that rubbish last night" or something like that).

Sporting Lisbon away. Utterly spineless performance, against a team who were (I think) on their worst run for decades. Their confidence was at rock bottom, the manager was drinking in the last chance saloon - and last orders had long-since been called - and their fans had turned nastily against the team. Cue another insipid, negative, cautious approach from us when we should have steamed into them from the off. Another painful exit...

Man Utd semi-final. Now the day itself was special, and the buzz at the end when we'd won was incredible - but we laboured to a penalties victory against a scratch Utd side. The team news came out as we were drinking outside and it was full of their stiffs with players rested for a more important (was it a CL semi or something) game in the offing. I still can't remember us taking the game to them, despite them being well below strength. Again, we toiled under a cautious approach when most sides would have been buoyed when clocking the team sheet.

Reading at home. My oh my....

Chelsea League Cup semi (2nd leg). Another cautious approach where we didn't go balls-out to overturn the 1st leg. The crowd were baying for something special, yet all we got was a whimper.

There have been more, and I'm sure there's one or two more left to unfold...
 

Just those games where we can barely string two passes together. Eg Bolton last season, and maybe this season.

Is right. Thoroughly out schooled by Bolton

I can't really remember anything but joy at the Chelsea and Man Utd games you've mentioned, but I see your point.
 

Losing on pens to Fiorentina.

Losing the cup final.

Nosferatu disallowing Big Dunc's goal for nothing and going out of the CL.

Jo leaving.
 
Lisbon away was the biggest joke i've ever seen.

2-1 up on aggregate, in the best run of form/spectacular football we've had under Moyes.

...And we couldn't even f*cking put 3 passes together, a f*cking travesty from everyone associated with Everton Football Club that night, disgraceful.
 
The thing is with the Utd semi, I don't really recall us working their keeper too much. I remember getting onto the train afterwards and spotted a couple of lads I used to work with and hadn't seen literally for years. The first thing we said as we shook hands etc was "how the fook did we win that?!", and we all agreed we were gash and would have got tonked if they'd have put a full 11 out.

It was another example of us being uber cautious in our set-up, something that is sadly all too commonplace now.

The day itself, and the occasion etc, was up there in the great memories. Of course that should be the case. Winning a penalty shoot-out in itself was something special after so many disasters! But the performance was awful.
 

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I forgot Arsenal at Highbury. How many was it again?

Totally pissed on our own bonfire at the exact moment when we were there to tell the world, "We're Back".
 
Too many memories of poor games in the last ten years. Like the Collina and Clattenburg games....there have been times when refs have put us out of the game.

But, for me, the game that sums up ten years of DM is the league cup semi against Chelsea second leg. A knock out competition with absolutely everything to play for and Moyes lines us up with one little guy up front. Chelsea players knew as soon as they stepped on the pitch that they were going to Wembley as Everton wouldn't threaten for 90 minutes. Has DM ever realised that you get nothing for trying to play out a draw in a cup match??
 
Arsenal 6-1.

The game that foreshadowed every event that has happened to us since the loss in the FA cup final. It's all coming together now to the state that we're currently in, and it's all Joleon Lescott's fault. One might even start to think that saga was a personal blow to David Moyes' confidence as a manager.
 

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