The Legend of Southall
Player Valuation: £8m
By far the funniest bit
Your Urban Dictionary Name
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Jamo Martinez
Player Valuation: £70m
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[TD]James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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[TD]James
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!
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[TD]James
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
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And my surname is Martin. What can I say
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[TD]James
Someone who is un usually well hung. People with the name James are generally known for their good looks (especially the eyes) and women are just simply attracted to them.
"Oh Yeah, he's definately a James"
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[TD]James
A name for someone who is absolutely fantastic and is your favourite.
That James is by far my favourite, no matter what!
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[TD]James
In early European lore the demigod James was said to possess unrivaled charm and seductive prowess in addition to having genitalia of supernatural size. Throughout medieval times and up until the late Renaissance, Pagan and Christian farmers routinely prayed to James as a god of fertility, believing that his massive penis would inspire them to spectacular heights of fertility. Today, the term James still carries with it subtexts of truly gigantic genitals which is perhaps why James is the name most frequently given to male newborns in the United States.
Currently the word James can be used to mean an enormous penis and anyone with that name can be assumed to possess a heavy and girthy penis.
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And my surname is Martin. What can I say
Whitebootman
Player Valuation: £35m
Just found this one.Had to edit a bit.
Mike
A person generally known for his ability to fist chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera
Honestly I have never heard of Pantera.
Mike
A person generally known for his ability to fist chimpanzees. Mike's seem to enjoy hanging out in dark alleys, with no pants on, while slapjacking to the beat of any song by Pantera
Honestly I have never heard of Pantera.
toffeejack
Player Valuation: £100m
haha, i'm broken, get on it
potato
Banned
ryan
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel n***ers
Ryan
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u **** with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan
A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.
Ryan
A man who, simply by nature, surpasses all other men. This man has more coolness in one molecule than all other men do in their entire body! Men aspire to be like him in all ways! Penis size, attractiveness, level of intellect, and general kick assness.
Ryan
Ryan is a buff muther****er with 22 inch guns and has a huge 10 inch cock and 5 inches and half around gets [Poor language removed] 5 times a day breakfeast bruch lunch linner and dinner his dick is titanium hard when erect he makes your [Poor language removed] go into a coma
A noble ganster who shoots unstabel n***ers
Ryan
A bad ass mofo who is the iron chef of pounding vag.
All the woman want him! He has 11 1/2 inches.
Bad ass drinker who will kill your bitch ass if u **** with him. His friends are bad ass to which is bad ass, bad ass.
Ryan
A man with an 11 incher who picks up a lot of milfs at the library.
Ryan
A man who, simply by nature, surpasses all other men. This man has more coolness in one molecule than all other men do in their entire body! Men aspire to be like him in all ways! Penis size, attractiveness, level of intellect, and general kick assness.
Ryan
Ryan is a buff muther****er with 22 inch guns and has a huge 10 inch cock and 5 inches and half around gets [Poor language removed] 5 times a day breakfeast bruch lunch linner and dinner his dick is titanium hard when erect he makes your [Poor language removed] go into a coma
StracsEyebrows
Player Valuation: £8m
Dominic
The name of someone who is THE f*ckin boss and who will smack his hoe if she steps out of line. Do not [Poor language removed] with this kid or you will get a c*ckprint on your face bigger than a truck
Jordan: Hey did you see Dominic last night?
Matt: ya he was jockin on his hoe all night!
Mac: DAMN he got game kid.
Don't mess with me.
The name of someone who is THE f*ckin boss and who will smack his hoe if she steps out of line. Do not [Poor language removed] with this kid or you will get a c*ckprint on your face bigger than a truck
Jordan: Hey did you see Dominic last night?
Matt: ya he was jockin on his hoe all night!
Mac: DAMN he got game kid.
Don't mess with me.
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