Your Top 10 Football Chants

Kiwi · January 12, 2014

My top ten

1: Allez Allez OH
2: We follow
3: Luis Suarez, your teeth are offside
4: Zamora "When you're sat in row Z and the Ball hits your head its Zamora"
5: Jason Puncheon, he Sh*ts when he wants
6: Oveido Baby
7: Oh when the saints (overused)
8: We shall not be moved
9: NANANA Jelavic
10: Marouane Fellaini

IRO1977 · January 12, 2014

I liked Brighton fans singing "you're too ugly to be gay" in response to Leeds fans' homophobic chants

noharmdone · January 12, 2014

A full on Everton " We shall not be moved.. " takes a lot of beating here..

The T-Dex · January 12, 2014

As much as I despise the rs. The Mignolet one is outstanding.

Fensta · January 12, 2014

He looks like a fish, he looks like a fish, oh Brendan Rodgers, he looks like a fish.

Paul Lewis · January 12, 2014

Heads,shoulders knees and Stones

SingBlue · January 12, 2014

Long time ago this, but was stood in the Gwladys one match the season Rush returned from Juventus to the RS and couldn't score in a brothel (probably 88/89 season as that was the only season I had an ST for the Street. Of course he found his scoring boots in time for the final at the end of that season).

Anyway, a group of lads started this song to the tune of "Maggie May" (not the Rod Stewart one) "Ian Ian Rush, he's back from Ju-ven-tus, and he'll never score at Anfield any more. And we all think it's funny, that Rushie took the money, he'll never score at Anfield any more". Anyway that was the chorus, but these lads had only gone and put together full verses, mocking everything RS, and that great Scouse combination of wit and all-round sharpness. It was a really dull game, and they kept it going for about 20 minutes. Must've been a great Friday night down the local.

roydo · January 12, 2014

Villa fans in response to Citeh fans singing "Going down, going down going down"

"Whats it like, whats it like, whats it like?"

Made me chuckle that.

BrumBlue1878 · January 12, 2014

Stuck with moyes

Mikey_Fitzgerald · January 12, 2014

I love Joe Royle but I always thought the Stockport County chant against his City team was one of the better efforts

(To Lord of the Dance)
Joe Royle
There's nothing you can do
You're going down to Division 2
You won't win a cup
And you won't win a shield
You're next derby's Macclesfield

I also like the Jimmy Jeffries song by the Hibs fans
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And of course, the eternal awesomeness of
Tony,
Tony, Tony
Tony, Tony
Tony,
Tony Hibbert!

Lukaku · January 12, 2014

Loving that new 'bobby brown shoes babe' and ' allez oh' chants. Forever Everton. 80's 'and we love our Neville Southall'. We're the pride of merseyside. Duncan had a pigeon. Who needs Cantona? Fa cup 'we're on the march' and we shall not be moved. Best little spaniard we know. Love em all

Baines' left foot · January 12, 2014

They all kind of work off the same 2 or 3 tunes though, don't they?

coollino · January 12, 2014

the 'chelsea, chelsea, chelsea' one is pretty good

Big Fat Sam · January 12, 2014

One I haven't heard for a while but absolutely loved as it was so direct and to-the-point. To be sung at teams likely to suffer relegation:

YOU'RE ****
AND YOU'RE GOING DOWN
<repeat to fade>