Your most embarrassing moment.

[chicoazul]

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Been a few like so I'll start the ball rolling. Went to a wedding a couple of years back and was in traditional Scottish garb so had the kilt on and obviously went like a true Scotsman with nothing underneath.

If anyone's ever been to a Scottish wedding they'll be able to vouch that the sole purpose of the day is for everyone to get as wrecked as possible in as little time. Traditionally me and couple of mates go for Jack Daniels, as early as possible. This time it was nine in the morning, after staying up with the groom and best man until 4am drinking all sorts.

She was bride of honour or similar pish so was on the top table which meant I was on a massive round table with all of her pals. This was at 3/4pm so I was destroyed by then. Was aware of getting looks from her at the top table as some of her family were there and of course I was surrounded by her mates, wrecked and animated. Anyway, told a joke and stood up for the punchline and missed the chair when I went to sit back down landing on my head which was covered by the kilt, I mean right up around my neck.

All of her friends have seen my wang and bits. This ends the story. You?

 

[Matt Damon]

Was there a story in there lad ?

 

[chicoazul]

I got lost didn't I?

Im not Hans Christian Anderson lad. Add yours.

 

[Matt Damon]

I got lost didn't I?

Im not Hans Christian Anderson lad. Add yours.

I was saying like, coz it sounds like a typical night out for you in the club's you've send Micknick to in Liverpool lad.

 

[RFUS]

Share it here.

Been a few like so I'll start the ball rolling. Went to a wedding a couple of years back and was in traditional Scottish garb so had the kilt on and obviously went like a true Scotsman with nothing underneath.

If anyone's ever been to a Scottish wedding they'll be able to vouch that the sole purpose of the day is for everyone to get as wrecked as possible in as little time. Traditionally me and couple of mates go for Jack Daniels, as early as possible. This time it was nine in the morning, after staying up with the groom and best man until 4am drinking all sorts.

She was bride of honour or similar pish so was on the top table which meant I was on a massive round table with all of her pals. This was at 3/4pm so I was destroyed by then. Was aware of getting looks from her at the top table as some of her family were there and of course I was surrounded by her mates, wrecked and animated. Anyway, told a joke and stood up for the punchline and missed the chair when I went to sit back down landing on my head which was covered by the kilt, I mean right up around my neck.

All of her friends have seen my wang and bits. This ends the story. You?

Howling here. Although I kind of think anyone who wears a kilt, commando style, really deserves that.

 

[chicoazul]

I was saying like, coz it sounds like a typical night out for you in the club's you've send Micknick to in Liverpool lad.

Do you take me for some monster lad? The previous wedding before that I went missing and the bride found me asleep having a [Poor language removed] on the bog. In the honeymoon suite they were staying at. No idea how.

Howling here. Although I kind of think anyone who wears a kilt, commando style, really deserves that.

It's dead comfy mate, a wee bit cold but the way forward. Hardly anyone I know wears underwear with theirs.

 

[fozzy]

long story short!

white jeans,curry,[Poor language removed],pants over wall, pull bird, wake up with brownish stain on jeans!

was a great night though!

 

[Matt Damon]

Do you take me for some monster lad? The previous wedding before that I went missing and the bride found me asleep having a [Poor language removed] on the bog. In the honeymoon suite they were staying at. No idea how.

It's dead comfy mate, a wee bit cold but the way forward. Hardly anyone I know wears underwear with theirs.

Are you seriously asking me to answer that lad?

 

[fozzy]

Are you seriously asking me to answer that lad?

anwser?? you?? doubt it!!

 

[Nordecke]

This, hands down was my most embarrassing moment..

Warning: Graphic content follows: Not safe for Kids

So I get home from school, I was around 15-16 years old at the time..
I had been thinking about this girl at school for a good hour before school let out.. So I knew I had one thing to do once I got home..
So I get home, head to the bedroom, lock the door. Grab my lucky shirt, and make my way towards the closet to my secret spot where I kept the one video I had.

Pause here: I was so wrapped up in what I was doing, that all I saw was the spot where the tape was stashed, Tunnel vision basically.

I pop the tape in (VHS) and then prop down on my ever present Futon* Mattress/ Couch thing that I had throughout my teen years.

Things were heating up, I got going.. Life was good..

Then, I hear a giggle**

"WTF" I think to myself

BOOM Out of the closet jumps my sister and cousin, laughing hysterically!!

The Horror..

 

[Matt Damon]

This, hands down was my most embarrassing moment..

Warning: Graphic content follows: Not safe for Kids

So I get home from school, I was around 15-16 years old at the time..
I had been thinking about this girl at school for a good hour before school let out.. So I knew I had one thing to do once I got home..
So I get home, head to the bedroom, lock the door. Grab my lucky shirt, and make my way towards the closet to my secret spot where I kept the one video I had.

Pause here: I was so wrapped up in what I was doing, that all I saw was the spot where the tape was stashed, Tunnel vision basically.

I pop the tape in (VHS) and then prop down on my ever present Futon* Mattress/ Couch thing that I had throughout my teen years.

Things were heating up, I got going.. Life was good..

Then, I hear a giggle**

"WTF" I think to myself

BOOM Out of the closet jumps my sister and cousin, laughing hysterically!!

The Horror..

What did you say when they did?

 

[Nordecke]

What did you say when they did?

Get the f*** out, ( In a very sad and pathetic voice )

 

[fozzy]

This, hands down was my most embarrassing moment..

Warning: Graphic content follows: Not safe for Kids

So I get home from school, I was around 15-16 years old at the time..
I had been thinking about this girl at school for a good hour before school let out.. So I knew I had one thing to do once I got home..
So I get home, head to the bedroom, lock the door. Grab my lucky shirt, and make my way towards the closet to my secret spot where I kept the one video I had.

Pause here: I was so wrapped up in what I was doing, that all I saw was the spot where the tape was stashed, Tunnel vision basically.

I pop the tape in (VHS) and then prop down on my ever present Futon* Mattress/ Couch thing that I had throughout my teen years.

Things were heating up, I got going.. Life was good..

Then, I hear a giggle**

"WTF" I think to myself

BOOM Out of the closet jumps my sister and cousin, laughing hysterically!!

The Horror..

wet my pants!

 

[Matt Damon]

Get the f*** out, ( In a very sad and pathetic voice )

What did they say to you?

*respects your honesty*

 

[Nordecke]

What did they say to you?

*respects your honesty*

Bro, All I remember is the Laughing.. I don't think they said anything..

Later: They played dumb and were like "What were you doing in there" Laughing while asking me..