Your GOT Poems...

[Cena]

The biggest bunch of meffs, the internet has ever seen,
all inhabit here and support a Grand Old Team.

Yes there's peteblue, ChrissyJack, BrOwNz and much more,
a group of character's that post on here, each one you'll grow to adore.

'Where's the money Bill?' is the cry from those that love to play,
but word to the wise, to succeed on here, don't try to be ITK.

Coz if your ITK, simply put, you will have to know the most,
but if you're not that interested, do a poll, and make sure to vote 'cheese on toast'.

D/D, Muggsy and the mods, they never miss a trick,
although 90% on here, if you asked, would vote, ban EFCNIK.

For he is the one who likes to popcorn, he is the one where fury is made,
to see Nik at his greatest, take this chance and use the upgrade.

'How much for the pair?', Chico's previews and all the latest news,
one thing we all agree on is, Come On You F'in Blues

Cena 2012 (Very Bored)

 

[bluejock]

There once was a lad called Goat,
Who wore a size XXXXL coat,
He bullied the newbies,
Got on Deloodid's boobies,
And now they're at each others' throat

 

[RFUS]

As someone who's fond of both words and homosexuality, I can recall writing a few pyar gay ditties on here.

An Ode to Rep, by Rufus.


Pain and pleasure, both entwined together,
Red squares of fury, made an enemy forever.
But green squares of joy, brought much glee,
They formed badge of honour, for all to see.

Homosexual flirtations, and quick-wit quips,
Met with green, they were both were hip.
But CAPS lock bonanzas and swear filter fury,
Brought nought but red dots, from the GOT jury.

With titles of "Legend", the best wore green,
The worst wore red; the villains of the scene.
The Snides did thrive, with their shadowy rep,
Preying on the weak, until they did misstep.

By sniding all-knowing members of gold,
Their devious popcorn plot, did unfold.
Danny took action, erasing the system,
And now we mourn at the hands of this dictum.


RIP.

An Ode to Zatara


Oh Zatara, Zat, Zat
Fo' one team he'll bat
Smashing that foof,
He ain't no poof.

Oh Zat, Zat, Zat,
How you gettin all dat?
Show us dreamers your moves;
How you get into the pussay groove.

When I grow up big 'n' strong,
Wanna get action like that golden Zat schlong.
Until then though just gotta wait,
Study Zat's moves 'n' [Poor language removed]'s yo fate.

 

[Titus Bramble]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have Alzheimer's
Cheese on toast.

 

[Kurt.]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van...

 

[Groucho]

The woman next door to us is deaf,
Hearing her telly through the walls make me upset,
When she watches corrie,
My head goes quite wobbly,
And I log on to grand old team instead

 

[DualityNSNO]

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I've got a knife
Get in the van...

Lad! GOT, not Scouse ffs! Okay lad? Lad?!

 

[EFCNIK]

****ing thieving scousers,
Logging in to G.O.T.
You can see dem on crimewatch,
On yer TV.





Lolololololol x

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When Ladies sign up to the forum
It appears that we kind of bore them
We're kind of Myopic
And we wander off topic
But if they show us their tits then we'll score 'em.

 

[Cena]

I'm sorry but all your efforts are gash compared to my effort

 

[DualityNSNO]

****ing thieving scousers,
Logging in to G.O.T.
You can see dem on crimewatch,
On yer TV.





Lolololololol x

Can't. Stole it too.



I love you all really x

 

[EFCNIK]

Sometimes I wonder why I come on here. Full of scousers and hostelling Europeans.

 

[Kurt.]

My gift to you all is a GOT sonnet

But i can't finish it now cos Nik's mar's just got on it !!!

Ride it niks mar so I can finish my poem

Shall we take pics ? and then we can show 'im

 

[DualityNSNO]

Sometimes I wonder why I come on here. Full of scousers and hostelling Europeans.

Because you love it, really.

 

[EFCNIK]

Yeah alright Kurt 'Nik's mar' we get it.

Jeez every thread.

It makes me want to be dead.