Your Football Career

[tonyhorne]

It all started at Hoffenheim.

They said I was finished after Napoli.

It seemed confirmed when I then went to LA Galaxy. They were wrong.

It's because of me that everyone now knows all there is to know about Al-Hilal...

 

[tonyhorne]

Bad scam to reveal personal data, this.

Never reveal your battery percentage to anyone...

 

[TheFinnFan]

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I started at Ajax like all the greats in their great youth academy.
Sadly it all went a bit Drenthe at Roma.
A move to River Plate saw me get my groove back like Riquelme.
A big money move back to Europe saw me become Inter Milan's all time record scorer and etched myself into their legendary folklore.

-@ijjysmith

Hahahahahaha that was fun...

Started at Dortmund,,,,bad spell at athletico

Found my mojo at EVERTON and became a Legend at Leeds lol

 

[SerenityNigh]

This thread is badly Chico

 

[Woolly Blue]

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I started at Ajax like all the greats in their great youth academy.
Sadly it all went a bit Drenthe at Roma.
A move to River Plate saw me get my groove back like Riquelme.
A big money move back to Europe saw me become Inter Milan's all time record scorer and etched myself into their legendary folklore.

-@ijjysmith

This is a cunning plan to get everyone's dates of birth.
Everyone who's responded would do well to check their bank accounts.

 

[goodisonopheliac]

Started out at Dynamo Kiev, but had a bad spell at Juventus because they were too sexy for me, especially Buffon, the handsome devil. Then I went to Liverpool and forced a move to Everton out of spite, where I shoved Kevin Mirallas' face in a cake. Then I had another period of crap at Arsenal, because I spent most of it being injured, then I went to Barcelona and Suarez tried to eat me and I fluked a hat trick against Real Madrid and made Ronaldo cry. I became a legend at Club Brugge, until I got fat from eating too many waffles.

Also I played for Scotland, I have Irish in me but I was afraid that if I died, Martin O'Neill would dig up my corpse and attempt to play me.