Charles Hawtrey
Player Valuation: £50m
The Renault 5 turbo in the last year they made them.
You have just open up a whole pile of Lada jokesOur first family car was a Lada Riva 1200. It was hands down the worst car I've ever had the misfortune to sit in. No idea what on earth my dad was thinking when he chose that.
Seemed to spend more time on the side of the road broken down than actually driving. Once (although I wasn't in it at the time) one of the wheel axle bolts sheered off while on the motorway and the front wheel fell off. Luckily noone was hurt but it could have been very nasty.
After a few years we "upgraded" to a Lada Samara, which was only marginally less atrocious.
They try and rip you off. My father had a new air con compressor put in his Golf recently. They rang him and really casually said “the compressor is fitted sir we just need to check the pipes for Aluminium and if we find some that’s £1800 to flush them”. My dad who is mechanically minded and no mug proceeded to tell the girl on the desk and the service team that “he wasn’t born yesterday” it “doesn’t cost anything like that to flush some pipes” and “how this is going to work is that you’re going to give the car back to me with nothing in those pipes”.
Amazingly they found the pipes to be clean!