Your earliest memory

[chicoazul]

How old and what was it?

 

[Goat]

I was young, I was in my pram and a spider.

Thats it really, pretty vague.

 

[muddy mudguard]

Around 4yrs old, getting stung by a wasp on my bonce while in bed.

 

[neil999]

Some weird Aussie bloke asking if I could tell what it was yet ffs

 

[Bungle]

Some bloke pulling over and asking me and my sister for directions, whilst masturbating.

Slough eh?

 

[chrissyjack]

Moving from Liverpool to Ellesmere Port . Travelling in the back of the pantechnicon. 1968/9. Then going in the new house thru the back door

 

[Kurt.]

Some bloke pulling over and asking me and my sister for directions, whilst masturbating.

Slough eh?

Why were you and your sister masturbating mate ?

 

[Bungle]

Why were you and your sister masturbating mate ?

It was a nice car?

 

[Kurt.]

It was a nice car?

Mazda..... With the wankel engine ?

 

[Bungle]

Mazda..... With the wankel engine ?

Volvo.

 

[Brownie86]

I was 2 or 3 years old, ran out in front of a car and tripped. The car stopped about a metre from my face.

 

[ArtetaMagic]

Standing outside pre-school refusing to go in all day, crying, until my mum came and picked me up few hrs later. I never went back!

 

[Little Ralphy]

Standing outside of the hospital ward, holding my Dad's hand and in my other hand clutching the box with the bracelet we had bought for my little baby sister. When we were allowed in, went through and met this screaming baby. I was 3 years old.

 

[bol-uk]

I have a vivid memory of sitting in the back of my taids car.

My nain was in the front with a tartan blanket on her lap, my taid was driving, my mum was next to me in the back and the dogs were in the boot. I can describe the blanket and the car in detail.

Nothing weird about that you may say except for the fact that my nain died before I was born my taid stopped driving before that!

baffled my taid when I told him when I was about 5

 

[paulbefc]

Getting separated from my mar in a big store for about 30 secs at about 3, I think. Felt like I was lost forever, I was f*cking gutted.

Got a free toy from the shop for it though when it all got sorted out, apparently. Result.