I'd like to be Ken from The Sheriffs Are Coming. He never seems to do much and always remains cheery. And he sees the shysters getting their comeuppance.
Has anyone said a Jamaican postman, because that is the right answer. They don't even give a shabite if they get their mail or not and they get to wear short all year round.
I'm reading at the moment some Somerset Maugham short stories which feature a lot of world weary characters, usually sat a bar, in far flung parts of Far East and Pacific countries. Better than an OAP home I think.
An excellent writer to boot, highly recommended.
Believe it or not there is sort of a job like that...guinness employ people to visit places that sell it on tap and they watch it being poured, taste it, then rate it, make sure its all done right. Then for good measure if it is they hand out free shopping vouchers to the person who poured it.
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