What advice would you give to a 16 year old you ? Stay single ? Shack up and start a family ? Go travelling ?? Hindsight is wonderful I know but with what you know now what would you tell your younger self
Younger you
- Thread starter Kurt.
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Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £50m
When you get into your 30s and 40s you realise all the money you spent on clothes, shoes and cars to try and keep up appearances in your youth is an absolute waste of cash.
Still not learnt that lesson yet
tommye
Player Valuation: £120m
Nope.Still not learnt that lesson yet
How can you just eat one sweet in the shop when there's so many tasty looking other ones to try
magicjuan
Player Valuation: £60m
Don't worry so much. You're going to grow into a fine man, handsome, debonnaire with the body of an olympian, rippled and slender.
Your smile will have ladies flocking and your sparkling personality and dazzling repartee will see you comfortable in any social setting**
**if I told me the reality I'd head for the roof
Your smile will have ladies flocking and your sparkling personality and dazzling repartee will see you comfortable in any social setting**
**if I told me the reality I'd head for the roof
Don’t chase the young skirt who play hard to get; just go after the mature, loose fanny and get it wet to your heart’s content.
The fat birds …. That’s where the gold is … and they appreciate it more .. they’re more grateful
*heads to misogyny thread
A woman from Sheffield will befriend you on MSN chatrooms in a few years, her picture is not a true representation of what she actually looks like and she will greet you at the train station with 3 pikey kids in tow, dont get on the train.
Kill them all and kill them now. Eventually you get to the point where the fire dims, and you have a family, and you no longer feel as if revenge is worth it.
Clarky cat
Player Valuation: £35m
I was sewing my seed when I was sixteen with a twenty-five year old who was engaged; she was decent looking - a solid 6/10.*
Great tits, decent face but a bit plump, or so I thought at the time. Anyway, I’d give up seeing her most night to chase the tight, prudish girls.
Looking back, she’d actually be a 7 or 8 and was a proper go’er, so should have kept goosing her. There’s a few more like that, too.
*in hindsight, she was probably a grooming nonce, but she could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
Don’t bottle the work opportunities that present themselves and go for what you want.
That and go easy on the jellies.
That and go easy on the jellies.
The fatties and munters are not to be ignored
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