You know you're getting old when....

[micknick]

Finish that sentence:

When you perv at girls and then you realise you are technically old enough to be their dad...

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When you don't even bother to perv at girls.

 

[chicoazul]

Finish that sentence:

When you perv at girls and then you realise you are technically old enough to be their dad...

I thought you like mums? Daniel said so.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When you smile at a girl on the bus and she offers you her seat

 

[best little spaniard]

When you remember Freddos being 10p.


Although was that actually that long ago?? I can't remember.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Finish that sentence:

When you perv at girls and then you realise you are technically old enough to be their dad...

Happens to me every single day.

 

[johnnydawg68]

When it takes longer to pee than to shag. Not saying that's me like.

 

[EFCNIK]

When you start flagging at 3am when you used to be able to party till 7.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When you start flagging at 3am when you used to be able to party till 7.

Wait till you feel proud of yourself for hanging on till 3.00 am

 

[Frank Drebin]

When you perv at girls and you realise you are their dad.

 

[Jamo Martinez]

When you perv at girls and you realise you are their dad.

Hahaha.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When you have a wee before leaving work.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

When you take a coat on a night out.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

Sadly, all of these are things I've done.

 

[johnnydawg68]

Wait till you feel proud of yourself for hanging on till 3.00 am

Try midnight in some cases.