You know you're a proper wool when...

[Blue Cheese]

I contacted my scouse mate tonight for some serious advice about something.

He started his reply with..'Hello my Northern friend' FFS

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When smell of freshly spread horse cack pervades the air on a warm evening.

 

[steken1]

Your webs are minty but you go out in them anyway!

 

[Boss_Blue]

You look in a mirror and see this reflection:

 

[steken1]

Loads of scousers have porked yer sister!

 

[Blue Cheese]

haha I see you think anybody north of Huyton is obviously a fat smelly farmer.

 

[quasi modo]

You call a can of coke pop.

 

[bluemangroup]

When chippy little scousers feel the need to tell you how superior they are again. Which is in no way a complex. Nooooooo.

 

[Blue Cheese]

You call a can of coke pop.

Wrong...Anything fizzy or with flavour is called pop haha

 

[ijjysmith]

You're all dead weird.

 

[Boss_Blue]

You have a Kappa tracksuit in your wardrobe

 

[Boss_Blue]

With poppers down the leg

 

[Boss_Blue]

LOL

 

[Furey1878]

When you secretly and desperately crave to be accepted by those that refer to you as a wool.

You know who you are.

 

[Huyton Layne]

You've got a fringe but the rest of your head is shaved