You know you are getting old when

[paultheblue]

Specsavers send you a letter telling you that if l you are unable to make it to the opticians they will come out and do an eye test in he comfort of your own home.
The cheeky b**tards I was in work 2 hours before they even opened there poxy shop.
Also I have had my missus taking the piss all day , she has even suggested we look into getting a stair lift.

 

[peteblue]

Specsavers send you a letter telling you that if l you are unable to make it to the opticians they will come out and do an eye test in he comfort of your own home.
The cheeky b**tards I was in work 2 hours before they even opened there poxy shop.
Also I have had my missus taking the piss all day , she has even suggested we look into getting a stair lift.

With your eyesight you probably couldn’t find it anyway.........

 

[Bungle]

With your eyesight you probably couldn’t find it anyway.........

Says the man that's so off his tits most days that he sees about 4 of everything.

 

[paultheblue]

With your eyesight you probably couldn’t find it anyway.........

Thanks for your support

 

[orly]

When you understand @Joey66 's posts on the first read

 

[canuckblue]

When "snap, crackle and pop" does not refer to your breakfast cereal.

 

[roydo]

Your dog measures your age in human years.

 

[roydo]

When you understand @Joey66 's posts on the first read

Can you PM me the code?

 

[canuckblue]

When you have a good bowel movement every morning at 7 but don't wake up until 8.

 

[roydo]

When you have a good bowel movement every morning at 7 but don't wake up until 8.

lollol

 

[COYBL25]

Can you PM me the code?

@Bruce Wayne has taught himself to understand Joey speak, I`m sure he can help you out

 

[chrissyjack]

Thanks for your support

You need a support , too ?

How bloody old are you

 

[Bungle]

My oldest became a teenager today, I'm feeling quite old.

 

[chrissyjack]

I'm fed-up of getting e-mails for funeral plans . And I have plenty of pens . Don't need one off Michael Parkinson

 

[COYBL25]

My oldest became a teenager today, I'm feeling quite old.

Sorry for your loss mate, thoughts are with you x