You know, Scotland has its own martial arts

[johnnydawg68]

Yeah it's called **** You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

 

[The T-Dex]

I'll give you a Glasgow kiss of you like jdawg. A loving one.

 

[Degs62]

Are you going to stand for this Jock?

Give him the kiss and a good booting to teach him a lesson, just try to avoid the actual face and the genital area.

 

[EvertruvianMan]

Thought this was about 'them' being so hard they could scoop the fried mars bar or pizza out of the frier with their uncovered 6 toed hands and throw it in 'them southerners' eyes.

 

[Degs62]

I heard a rumour that the Scots are so hard that they bob for deep fried apples, from the frier, on bonfire night.

 

[EvertruvianMan]

I heard the olympic javelin trials was with a point pulled out of their forearm.

 

[Elong]

LOL Scotland.

 

[rishtonstreet]

I just come down from the Isle of Skye
With two black eyes and a broken nose......

 

[bluejock]

What the [Poor language removed]?

 

[ijjysmith]

Irn Bru though

 

[bluejock]

Irn Bru though

Best hangover cure ever invented

 

[roydo]

Best hangover cure ever invented

Is true. Grassmarket rocks.

 

[Degs62]

I just come down from the Isle of Skye
With two black eyes and a broken nose......

To be fair though that's probably from drinking too much Whiskey and falling down a mountain.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

knives bums from behind.


glasgi or Istanbul ?

 

[monty]

Yeah it's called **** You. It's mostly just head butting and then kicking people when they're on the ground.

see you've been. its always the little ones who kick off as well five foot nothing and all mouth