chrismpw
Player Valuation: £70m
A twit to whom?What a twit.
A twit to whom?What a twit.
A twit to whom?
A twit to whom?
Are they long eared or short eared and do they live in a barn? These issues drive up the priceWriting this as I received it. .................Offer... 180 euro for your Owl to fly a pear of Wedding rings 20 meters and then fly back to you.Greek Wedding and big chance for you to brochure .
lol lol lol lol
What if the owls bugger off with the rings ?
That would be f.owl play......
Ask them if they're willing to pay a fat English man to cover himself in feathers and do it for half the price.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, so, the question really is, how much is two in her bush worth ?