Yakubu go's AWOL ???

[The President]

It's a long way to go and then not 'pop' in to see the family - as long as he's back in time and scores at the weekend it's fine by me

 

[ricardobee]

It's cool.

He thought he left the gas on. No wait, he had to collect his post because it was his birthday.

No wait, it was because he was having a carpet fitted and he needed to let them in.

 

[ricardobee]

No wait, his kitten was vomiting over his new hessian carpet so he had to go home and nurse it to good health.

 

[ricardobee]

*puts drugs away and goes to bed*

 

[Bainsey]

he'll be back/