Xmas gifts. what would yours be?

[vagant59]

A reality check for DAVEK. A defense and 3 points

 

[loooweee]

Howard - A decent defense
Coleman - A nice woollen jumper. Lovely lad
Baines - A DVD compilation of his corners 4 years ago
Mori - A head
Stones - A "Don't believe the hype" t-shirt
Barry - A mould of his immaculate jawline
McCarthy - A mould of Payet's bandy leg
Barkley - An implant that emits an electrical shock each time he thinks about hitting a deadball
Deulofeu - A less snitchy haircut
Lukaku - Italian for Dummies
Kone - A 5 year contract

Hahaha

He does remind of some sort of camp 80s bodyguard for a villain spreading his uzus guns everywhere

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

NOT this feckin' Cold, lost count of how many times I've been full of a cold at Xmas and either not been able to taste my xmas dinner or even eat any of it.