Xavier

[Hayee]

Former Everton and [Poor language removed] defender abel xavier has quit football, converted to islam and changed his name. The former portugese international now wants to go by the name of Fasial Xavier and will embark on humanitarian projects after failing to find a new club!

 

[chicoazul]

Fair play Abel, I know you moved to Liverpool and all that but we weren't really that arsed.

You done sound at right back for a while there though.

 

[Goat]

Allah Achbar.

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Has he still got the coloured beard?