Xavi Simons - Barca's new wonderkid

[Gladystweet]

Xavi Simons is the sort of name that just reinforces the belief that our entire existence is merely a procedurally generated sham in some higher form of life's football management game.

That's exactly what I was going to say......

 

[Huyton Layne]

Kid that beat Rooney's schoolboy record is at fleetwood town. Not much point in building up kids that young.