Xavi Simons - Barca's new wonderkid

[nsno-chris]

just seen a clip of this kid on Facebook. Never seen him before

Hair like Puyol + Passing like Xavi + Skill like Messi = Xavi Simons

 

[Bruce Wayne]

Sunday league players with highlight reels. What a world.

 

[Walken]

has he done it on a night of inclement temperature, lets say midweek, in a staffordshire area?

 

[chrismpw]

It's easy to look good at that age. I won't believe he's any good until he's holding up one of our scarves and sat next to contract dave.

 

[tsubaki]

Xavi Simons is the sort of name that just reinforces the belief that our entire existence is merely a procedurally generated sham in some higher form of life's football management game.

 

[Bungle]

Have called social services and reported the parents for not getting the tramp a haircut.

 

[KaiserEFC]

Ket wig to rival Davies' that.

 

[devogue]

just seen a clip of this kid on Facebook. Never seen him before

Hair like Puyol + Passing like Xavi + Skill like Messi = Xavi Simons

already better than me

 

[Username]

Arl ass hyping up kids this young

 

[ilikecheese]

Sign him up Walshy!

 

[Tigger]

Needs some of Messi's Magic hormones down him.

 

[ilikecheese]

Doesn't score enough goals. Swerve.

 

[Khalekan]

just seen a clip of this kid on Facebook. Never seen him before

Hair like Puyol + Passing like Xavi + Skill like Messi = Xavi Simons

Hair more like Carlos Valderama than Puyol.

 

[Ernie]

Watching videos of kids in shorts?

 

[Boss_Blue]

Proper danger territory this.