Leonard Rossiter
Player Valuation: £1.5m
1 minute of coverage on itv. As bad as motd.
at least we weren't last. Although it seems swindon are more interesting in itv logic
Did you honestly expect anything else?
Swindon started life as a pig market - hence the name derived from "Swine Town." You can see their point, Swindon is fascinating.
to be fair I was expecting swindon to be more interesting than us!
It is! Did you know that Swindon is the most productive town in the UK?
I did not know this. What do the produce?
What do I look like, the Swindon Tourist Board? How the hell should I know? Pfft, the nerve of some people. Give me strength Jeebus.
you shocking prick tease! You'd got me all moist with the promise of choice knowledge of all things swindon. And then you let me down. Pah
Treat them mean, keep them keen. But don't worry, next time I'll give you some factoids on Banbury that will keep you purring all night.