WTF- Moments

Norwegian Cow · September 24, 2016

I was going to text this to my wife: " Where are you going", and the auto correct made it to be : " White people shall die" ( Obviously typed in norwegian, so it doesn't add up when i translate it to english).

Kurt. · September 24, 2016

wainy · September 24, 2016

Norwegian Cow said:
I was going to text this to my wife: " Where are you going", and the auto correct made it to be : " White people shall die" ( Obviously typed in norwegian, so it doesn't add up when i translate it to english).

Racist

Foot Long Hot Dog · September 24, 2016

A Brevick auto correct - novel

Eggs · September 24, 2016

...I used to like a horse racing tipster who wrote in the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. When he retired I googled him to see if he was still providing tips on-line but you wouldn't believe the search results. It was so embarrassing, I quickly deleted and haven't looked for him since.

Norwegian Cow · September 24, 2016

Eggs said:
...I used to like a horse racing tipster who wrote in the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. When he retired I googled him to see if he was still providing tips on-line but you wouldn't believe the search results. It was so embarrassing, I quickly deleted and haven't looked for him since.

I actually think i DO believe the search results

Seathestars · September 25, 2016

It gets worse if you're sexting

Gladystweet · September 25, 2016

Hope this counts as a wtf moment.
Came out of semi retirement to play a football match as a favour to a mate. 10 minutes in and I'd ruptured my Achilles' tendon. The nearest hospital was southport so he drove me there and was told I needed an operation the next morning.
Had an epidural type injection so I could watch the op but fell asleep anyway as I was shattered.
Woke up in the recovery room and was wheeled back to the ward. I asked when I could go home and was told as soon as I could walk I could ring my missus to pick me up. A nurse arrived and fitted me out in an adult nappy, as I couldn't feel my bits an was prone to wetting myself...or worse. The humiliation was incredible.
A few hours later I was attempting to stand and slapping my legs to get some feeling back. As I was standing I looked out the window and spotted a particularly attractive young lady in her office across the courtyard at her desk. Our eyes met and she gave me a smile and a wave, I waved back, feeling all was well in the world again.
Then there was a tap on my shoulder. I looked back and there was a nurse. She had a strange look on her face then her eyes moved downward. I followed her eyes and realised what she was looking at. My nappy had fell off and I was slashing uncontrollably all over the floor and wall. To make it worse, I was standing in half an inch of pee
The humiliation was complete. WTF.

tommye · September 25, 2016

Eggs said:
...I used to like a horse racing tipster who wrote in the Weekender called D1ck Hunter. When he retired I googled him to see if he was still providing tips on-line but you wouldn't believe the search results. It was so embarrassing, I quickly deleted and haven't looked for him since.

Yeah. Right. Whatever....