Would your relationship survive a lie detector test?

[johnnydawg68]

She gets to ask the questions...

 

[Pat's Van]

it'd depend what she asked

 

[The Cowboy]

Of course. For any relationship to last more than 6 months, a man must become 100% adept at passing the golden questions.

'Do I look nice?'
'I don't look fat in this do I?'

etc

 

[SerenityNigh]

Fortunately I don't have much to hide, but the Mrs Nigh can be a feisty girl. If the questions are not limited, I'm done.

 

[Hellerad]

Yes. But it wouldn't be a good thing if she asked about things that happened before we were married. Nothing damning, mind. Just uncomfortable.

 

[SerenityNigh]

it'd depend what she asked

If I only knew what she wanted to talk about, that would make so many conversations that much easier.

 

[bluemangroup]

I hold no secrets from myself.

 

[peteblue]

Of course. For any relationship to last more than 6 months, a man must become 100% adept at passing the golden questions.

'Do I look nice?'
'I don't look fat in this do I?'

etc

I've never lied to my wife, and she hates me for it.........

 

[Prevenger17]

It might survive, but in some sort of lumbering zombie form.

 

[johnnydawg68]

it'd depend what she asked

Something involving whiskey, some farm animals, and one glorious night.

 

[Hellerad]

Something involving whiskey, some farm animals, and one glorious night.

I know for a fact that @Pat's Van has the stamina of many men.

 

[PITA]

If I only knew what she wanted to talk about, that would make so many conversations that much easier.

If only I knew what she was talking about, that would make......................

 

[COYB]

The tests are liers

im out ffs

 

[johnnydawg68]

The tests are liers

im out ffs

Excellent strategy. Defame the process before the test.

 

[Prevenger17]

I don't think she could get specific enough for the yes or no answers she'd be looking for. My sins are many, but obscure.