Would you rather...

ijjysmith · April 2, 2014

Jock's had one too many Irn Bru's I see.

bluejock · April 2, 2014

EFC David said:
Would you rather suck a tramp off until he cums in Tennents Super T or put your penis in a blender?

Fck sake Marvin.

Foot Long Hot Dog · April 2, 2014

They'll swap you a limb for a bottle of Buckfast on a standard Friday night in Govan

Azzurri · April 2, 2014

Deffo one eye and one ear.

Brownie86 · April 2, 2014

One eye and one ear, if I only had one hand I would look a right weirdo with a really muscular arm after all the hand shandies. 99 swap is a rule of thumb

EFC David · April 2, 2014

Foot Long Hot Dog said:
They'll swap you a limb for a bottle of Buckfast on a standard Friday night in Govan

Seems a fair swap like.

Whitebootman · April 2, 2014

Over the last 30 years Mrs WBM has cost me an arm & a leg and I wouldn't have it any other way, bless her.

Maxwell · April 2, 2014

Im pretty much blind in one eye anyway and my other eye works twice as hard to compensate. Feels like i've got one big eye in the centre of my head and its easy so i vote option B.