Would you rather.....

[Gaffa]

I know one thing, I’d rather we win the cup and got relegated than be out early every season and finish 10th
Why exactly do we play or what for

 

[Zezti]

Either way I hope a ball gets popped.

 

[Deckard2049]

Don’t some people quite like having their balls stomped on?

Although to be honest you could ask “would you rather watch everton or any manner of depraved X,Y or Z” and there would probably be someone on this very forum into X, Y, Z and the rest of the alpahabet.

 

[canuckblue]

Watch Everton play football or have your testicles stomped on?

If you've spent too many hours posting in the transfer thread then you need not answer as we're aware your testicles packed up and left long ago.

Six and two threes if you ask me.

 

[Tommy.]

Sam Allardyce

Do we get to pick which gargantuan butt cheek pummels our collective testes or is it just a fruity mix betwixt the two?

 

[Paris]

Do we get to pick which gargantuan butt cheek pummels our collective testes or is it just a fruity mix betwixt the two?

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and that’s me saying that

 

[Harryflashman]

I actually love Everton.

Nowhere near as much as I hate them, admittedly.

You win

 

[Daveysgingerlovechild]

Sam Allardyce

This is what swayed my vote. Lube me up with gravy and stomp my balls big boy.

 

[The binman chronicles]

I've been kicked in the nuts enough by Everton, they're on their own.

 

[kev]

I actually love Everton.

Nowhere near as much as I hate them, admittedly.

lolThese are the words that define every true born blue Evertonian ?