Would you rather.....

[Bungle]

Watch Everton play football or have your testicles stomped on?

If you've spent too many hours posting in the transfer thread then you need not answer as we're aware your testicles packed up and left long ago.

 

[BlueToff]

The balls, I reckon

 

[Papa Shango]

Can I get both?

 

[blulouie]

Watch Everton play football or have your testicles stomped on?

If you've spent too many hours posting in the transfer thread then you need not answer as we're aware your testicles packed up and left long ago.

Football vacated this club long ago.

 

[Kantareller]

Might not exclude Everton getting relegated if choosing stomping of the testies so why would I want both

But I'd take a good stomp

 

[LocalNative]

Too easy. Testicle stomping.

Now if this were between Everton winning the league and testicle stomping, there's your dilemma.

 

[john jako]

Bet there is some deviants in here who have enjoyed a good testicle stomping before.

 

[RAFUH]

Who gets to do the stomping and does that change anyone's mind?

 

[Bungle]

Who gets to do the stomping and does that change anyone's mind?

Sam Allardyce

 

[Dutch Toffee]

Benitez fired with a cheese on toast sandwich as a way of thank you, not an option?

 

[tommye]

Who gets to do the stomping and does that change anyone's mind?

You offering?

 

[MACCA75]

I actually love Everton.

Nowhere near as much as I hate them, admittedly.

 

[Death]

I would take a high heel to the testicle to see Ev get relegated.

 

[Woolverhampton_Blue]

Everton clearly don’t care about me or my happiness so no way am I taking a sack stomping to save them.

 

[PITA]

What a strange question from someone who is usually so measured and considered.