Not Safe For Work! Would you "employ" any of these Berlin girls?
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Diogenes the Cynic
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I went to Dusseldorf with my footy team and got talking to the manager of an Irish pub who is a good blue. A few drinks later I ditched the lads and told him to direct me to the best brasshouse in town.
I walked in and it was wall to wall Anna Kourtnikovas. Girls so beautiful I ached inside and fell in love every time I turned my head. I was in heaven. Right up until the point I learned €200 was the asking price.
I returned back to the Irish pub and told the manager there was a slight misunderstanding and he should direct me to Dusseldorf's finest and cheapest
Brasshouse. He did and a good time was had by all. Champagne shagging on a brown bitter budget.
I walked in and it was wall to wall Anna Kourtnikovas. Girls so beautiful I ached inside and fell in love every time I turned my head. I was in heaven. Right up until the point I learned €200 was the asking price.
I returned back to the Irish pub and told the manager there was a slight misunderstanding and he should direct me to Dusseldorf's finest and cheapest
Brasshouse. He did and a good time was had by all. Champagne shagging on a brown bitter budget.
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