Worst sex you’ve ever had

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Diogenes the Cynic said:
When i was doing part of my Raf training at Cosford by Wolves i got a call on my mobile one Saturday from a wrong number.
Anyway i had a bit of a laugh with the girl and then texted her.
One text led to another and she invited me to hers. So i caught a train to Aylsebury for my blind shag only to find she was in her fifties and looked like Dawn French's fatter sister.
Anyway it wasn't close to my worst sex ever although she did aggressively and without due warning shove her dildo up my harris. I'm pretty certain she told me she was the former mayor's wife.
Moral of the story is politicians are perverts.
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Wow. Eagerly Anticipating the formentioned worst.

EA all day
 

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