Worst sex you’ve ever had

[Death]

You first..

 

[tim gabbott]

Your mar

 

[Tipp blue]

Yer Ma

 

[Tipp blue]

Your mar

You beat me to it by a second.

 

[tim gabbott]

You beat me to it by a second.

Sloppy seconds

 

[magicjuan]

Your cat.

 

[Diogenes the Cynic]

Harvey Weinstein

 

[tim gabbott]

Your mar

It’s still early wait till the pubs chuck out and they will be saying as above

 

[-Rob-]

Jimmy Saville

 

[BluePeadar]

I came home one night , absolutely banjaxed drunk. Rubber.
dropped to the floor couldnt get up like and my lobber fell into the auld dogs mouth , the dog bein 14 not a tooth in its head like , and eats nothin but peanut butter and apples all day it must have thought was at a McDonalds drive through. Not proud of it like

 

[Prevenger17]

Jimmy Saville

Aye a selfish lover, all about him

 

[john jako]

 

[Prevenger17]

I came home one night , absolutely banjaxed drunk. Rubber.
dropped to the floor couldnt get up like and my lobber fell into the auld dogs mouth , the dog bein 14 not a tooth in its head like , and eats nothin but peanut butter and apples all day it must have thought was at a McDonalds drive through. Not proud of it like

Wtf??

 

[john jako]

I came home one night , absolutely banjaxed drunk. Rubber.
dropped to the floor couldnt get up like and my lobber fell into the auld dogs mouth , the dog bein 14 not a tooth in its head like , and eats nothin but peanut butter and apples all day it must have thought was at a McDonalds drive through. Not proud of it like

Your dog chomp you off when you where drunk? Is that what I’ve just read on the interweb?

 

[jaycee]

I came home one night , absolutely banjaxed drunk. Rubber.
dropped to the floor couldnt get up like and my lobber fell into the auld dogs mouth , the dog bein 14 not a tooth in its head like , and eats nothin but peanut butter and apples all day it must have thought was at a McDonalds drive through. Not proud of it like