worst place you've let 1 out

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

we've all done it. whats the worst place/ worst timing that you've syepped on a toad. maybe it was bad because of the acoustics maybe because of odour.....reveal.
me :too many to list, will add them as they come to mind. at work is pretty bad for me due to working in other peoples houses. you may also include times/places where you've just had to go and left a smell akin to death.

 

[monty]

Members balcony, Houses of Parliament whilst sat next to Cyrill Smith, I did it and he got the blame because he did it a lot

 

[Vim Fuego]

I've dropped a right royal thrap while standing next to the font in a church as i was going through the process of being sworn in as a godfather, it was way too loud to blame it on a baby.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

i bet he was a champ at it, extra noise as it worked its way between his big fat arse cheeks.
i had to go for one whilst up sydney harbour bridge, the tower bits at the side, stank out the whole harbour bridge museum.
was in japan for a total of about 30 mins, they let us off the plane to .... stretch our legs, i stretched something, toilet was of the squat variety so theres no leavin a bit in with them, it was a belter ...must've been all the free ale on the plane, salted peanuts and sushi. that'll teach 'em to shout tenko at our women and kids.

 

[monty]

i bet he was a champ at it, extra noise as it worked its way between his big fat arse cheeks.
i had to go for one whilst up sydney harbour bridge, the tower bits at the side, stank out the whole harbour bridge museum.
was in japan for a total of about 30 mins, they let us off the plane to .... stretch our legs, i stretched something, toilet was of the squat variety so theres no leavin a bit in with them, it was a belter ...must've been all the free ale on the plane, salted peanuts and sushi. that'll teach 'em to shout tenko at our women and kids.

Actually he did let one go when we were there, it was odourless but noisy, a bit like the Liberals really

 

[Vim Fuego]

Cyril Smiths farts must be wetter than a monday morning in Manchester .

 

[monty]

Cyril Smiths farts must be wetter than a monday morning in Manchester .

I theorised that they couldn't escape until he stood up, trapped in the crevice created by his sweating thighs and arse cheeks with there overhanging mounds of fat, he coughed every time he got to his feet, which wasn't that often

 

[Vim Fuego]

To be quite honest, i'm stunned that he's still alive ! He is isn't he ?

 

[monty]

To be quite honest, i'm stunned that he's still alive ! He is isn't he ?

I don't know what would be worse, his smell alive or dead

 

[Vim Fuego]

I don't know what would be worse, his smell alive or dead

Imagine how bad it'd be for the poor mortician,the air would be thick with the smell of pungent wet farts...a bit like the St.End on Boxing Day.

 

[monty]

Imagine how bad it'd be for the poor mortician,the air would be thick with the smell of pungent wet farts...a bit like the St.End on Boxing Day.

He should be ok, they are eqipped with diving gear

 

[Sharpys top lip]

Sitting in a dentist chair........had a curry an a few beers the night before. So it smelt like death.

Just remember doing my best not to smile.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

the pall bearers are the one's who get my sympathies ...all 30 of them!!

 

[Vim Fuego]

Sitting in a dentist chair........had a curry an a few beers the night before. So it smelt like death.

Just remember doing my best not to smile.

He must have thought it was your breath .