Worst job you ever had

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JLW

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I once packed laxatives into bottles in a factory on the industrial estate, had to wear a hairnet doing the job and felt like a right bellend! Needless to say i got to lunch time on my first day and decided enough was enough although i was quite surprised i lasted until dinner time.. Off home to never return again..
 

Mine has to be working for Entwhistle green estate agents.
I was looking for work after my contract finished in another one. They basically had me doing a 40 hour week, then would demand I looked for at least 40 jobs a week. On top of doing any online courses or any normal courses in the meantime.
My role was basically tidying up their archived messes.
After about 3 weeks I was sat upstairs in the same dark cold room doing filing, so I walked to the manager and said im going. She was like you cant just walk, I said im a human being who is not being paid for this work, there is no chance im getting a full time paid position is there ? She said no. So I said I would rather spend my 40 hours free labour looking for work and attending courses that will help me find a job.

Within about a week I was in a new job.
 
Paul Bernard said:
Mine has to be working for Entwhistle green estate agents.
I was looking for work after my contract finished in another one. They basically had me doing a 40 hour week, then would demand I looked for at least 40 jobs a week. On top of doing any online courses or any normal courses in the meantime.
My role was basically tidying up their archived messes.
After about 3 weeks I was sat upstairs in the same dark cold room doing filing, so I walked to the manager and said im going. She was like you cant just walk, I said im a human being who is not being paid for this work, there is no chance im getting a full time paid position is there ? She said no. So I said I would rather spend my 40 hours free labour looking for work and attending courses that will help me find a job.

Within about a week I was in a new job.
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lollollol:bye::bye::bye:
 
JLW said:
lollollol:bye::bye::bye:
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Quite literally this is what happened, the job centre was over the road, I found myself working 8:30 to 12:30, then going the 'jobby' for a hour looking for work, then working until 5-6, going home getting a shower, eating a quick sandwich then bed. Routine was going on for the entirety of my stay there. Unfortunately because I was so keen to work, the powers that be sent me all over the place to people who had enough work for free labour, but never enough to pay me for it.
 

Saving up for a summer holiday abroad as a 16 year old shelling prawns in a fish factory surrounded by overtly masculine women. 8 hours a day of pushing prawns tail first onto a needle blasting out high pressure water being sexually and mentally abused by Biffa Bacons Mam X 20.
 
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Saving up for a summer holiday abroad as a 16 year old shelling prawns in a fish factory surrounded by overtly masculine women. 8 hours a day of pushing prawns tail first onto a needle blasting out high pressure water being sexually and mentally abused by Biffa Bacons Mam X 20.
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Haha, jobs as a teenager surrounded by older women are terrible. Even worse when they try to set you up with the youngest member of their crew who has a face like a melted welly and you get abuse for saying you don't like her.
 


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