Worst England Side

Arteta2391 · April 27, 2016

Go on who are the brits you would never want to see play together even if the tickets were free and all you can eat virgin orgy for half time entertainment?

GK: Paul Robinson
LB: Phil Neville
CB: Sol Campbell
CB: Matthew Upson
RB: Phil Neville
RM: David Bentley
CM: Carlton Palmer
CM: Leon Osman
LM: Stuart Downing
FW: David Nugent
FW: Francis Jeffers

Bench: Don't let me get started.

ijjysmith · April 27, 2016

David Nugent. 1 cap 1 goal.

The Cowboy · April 27, 2016

Dozey Des Walker, no question.

BlueLlama · April 27, 2016

Did you ever see Sol Campbell play? He was ace.

Sapie88 · April 27, 2016

Phil Neville will have a hard time playing both left and right back.

Deggo · April 27, 2016

Arteta2391 said:
Go on who are the brits you would never want to see play together even if the tickets were free and all you can eat virgin orgy for half time entertainment?

GK: Paul Robinson
LB: Phil Neville
CB: Sol Campbell
CB: Matthew Upson
RB: Phil Neville
RM: David Bentley
CM: Carlton Palmer
CM: Leon Osman
LM: Stuart Downing
FW: David Nugent
FW: Francis Jeffers

Bench: Don't let me get started.

Of course you've seen all these players play right?

DualityNSNO · April 27, 2016

Well

Arteta2391 said:
Go on who are the brits you would never want to see play together even if the tickets were free and all you can eat virgin orgy for half time entertainment?

If that's the condition for it, then:

Arteta2391 said:
Teams: Not arsed.
GK: Not arsed.
LB: Not arsed.
CB: Not arsed.
CB: Not arsed.
RB: Not arsed.
RM: Not arsed.
CM: Not arsed.
CM: Not arsed.
LM: Not arsed.
FW: Not arsed.
FW: Not arsed.

Bench: Not arsed.

ijjysmith · April 27, 2016

Hold on its an American getting Brits and English confused.

rascal · April 27, 2016

BlueLlama said:
Did you ever see Sol Campbell play? He was ace.

Yup. Strange choice. Unless he's getting confused with Sol Bamba

ijjysmith · April 27, 2016

rascal said:
Yup. Strange choice. Unless he's getting confused with Sol Bamba

Who is from Ivory Coast I think. So possible.

Deggo · April 27, 2016

ijjysmith said:
Hold on its an American getting Brits and English confused.

Was he born when Sir Carlton of Palmer graced the national side?

l4toffee · April 27, 2016

Arteta2391 said:
Go on who are the brits you would never want to see play together even if the tickets were free and all you can eat virgin orgy for half time entertainment?

GK: Paul Robinson
LB: Phil Neville
CB: Sol Campbell
CB: Matthew Upson
RB: Phil Neville
RM: David Bentley
CM: Carlton Palmer
CM: Leon Osman
LM: Stuart Downing
FW: David Nugent
FW: Francis Jeffers

Bench: Don't let me get started.

sol Campbell was many things . A lot of them bad . But when it comes to playing togger he was very good at it . Not far off world class.

degsy · April 27, 2016

ijjysmith said:
David Nugent. 1 cap 1 goal.

see your Nugent, raise you Jeffers.

degsy · April 27, 2016

I have a sneaky feeling that even with some Blues selected the next England TEAM will be the worst one, then the one after that...and the one after that
#downward spiral

ijjysmith · April 27, 2016

degsy said:
I have a sneaky feeling that even with some Blues selected the next England TEAM will be the worst one, then the one after that...and the one after that
#downward spiral

Nah. I don't know if the Euro 92 squad will ever be beaten for absolute toilet.