Work Place Accidents

[summerisle]

Currently off work with burnt hands after an argument with toxic oven cleaner. What's your worst.

 

[larrygobfiend]

Laminated my hand. Still aches today.

 

[peteblue]

I once had a dodgy prawn sandwich.........

 

[Gladystweet]

I tried to have a week off work with a cubic foot.

 

[Ernie]

Welded my leg to my forehead

 

[tommye]

How long have you got.......

 

[tommye]

Welded my leg to my forehead

Please explain. Please...

 

[bullybeef]

Shat myself before I could get to the toilet.

Managed to stick it out for the rest of the day but stunk the place out.

 

[Kurt.]

got my hand stuck under an 18 inch long spanner.... it was holding a nut whilt somebody else was using a 40 lb air ratchet to undo the bolt... the nut caught a spur on the thread and the spanner spun trapping my finger underneath or about 40 seconds.....squashed finger and all the nerves damaged.

 

[verreauxi]

Don't have many physical accidents at work but I've got loads of emotional scars.

 

[Ernie]

Please explain. Please...

I jest you van crashing blow hole

 

[tommye]

got my hand stuck under an 18 inch long spanner.... it was holding a nut whilt somebody else was using a 40 lb air ratchet to undo the bolt... the nut caught a spur on the thread and the spanner spun trapping my finger underneath or about 40 seconds.....squashed finger and all the nerves damaged.

What happened with your face?

 

[Kurt.]

What happened with your face?

yer mar sat on it

 

[tommye]

I jest you van crashing blow hole

Nicest thing you've said all day. X

 

[chrismpw]

Did you have an accident at work that wasn't your fault?
Did you have to walk 500 miles then walk 500 miles again?
Then you may be on line for a payout.
Then contact the pro-claimers now.