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An ice lolly ?..ok. There's a scouse naming of something frozen you get on a stick. The first three letters are the first three letters of the following words, Lukaku Obviously Leaving. When you put those three letters in, it automatically gives a smiley face even if the subject you want is a frozen thing on a stick who's first three letters are the first three letters of Lukaku Obviously Leaving.
There you go.