Woolpack trials

[EFCNIK]

Good afternoon candidates,

The woolpack council have decided that to achieve it's goals the woolpack needs to expand. At this present time we have a vacancy for one lucky member of GOT to join us on our quest. The only requirements are that you are a wool (NO SCOUSERS ALLOWED FFS) and that you are prepared to get at least semi naked in public as our away trips will most likely turn into a catastrophic homo-erotic attack on whichever hotel dares to accommodate us.

All we need from you is a little bit about yourself and why you feel you should be a member of Everton's most revered clique. What could you bring to the table? How would you improve the pack? The council shall then meet and decide which one of you will join us and you will be notified via PM should you be successful. Good luck.

WP4L

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Just exactly 'who' is already in ?

 

[ijjysmith]

If you have a hot lady friend, then pictures will go in your favour.


Carry on.

 

[EFCNIK]

Just exactly 'who' is already in ?

So far,

Me
Ijj
Bluejock
Alio
JDawg
Duality
???????????

 

[Roztitute]

So far,

Me
Ijj
Bluejock
Alio
JDawg
Duality
???????????

What did they have to do to get in? Assuming only a few of those were founder members. Did they sell their souls?

 

[zed]

So far,

Me
Ijj
Bluejock
Alio
JDawg
Duality
???????????

scotch people arent wools

 

[Roztitute]

scotch people arent wools

Neither are people from America, Bulgaria and Luton.

 

[ijjysmith]

What did they have to do to get in? Assuming only a few of those were founder members. Did they sell their souls?

You don't want to know mate.

 

[EFCNIK]

What did they have to do to get in? Assuming only a few of those were founder members. Did they sell their souls?

The stipulations have changed since the WP was founded. Read original post for details of how you could endear yourself to us and be blessed with memebership.

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Well given that I was born in the original woolyback land, and was called it long before it became a form of insult and argument clincher.
I go hols in 14 days and have new trunks and oil.
I've always been a wool whereas you are now claiming it due to being better than being a southerner.

I hereby claim that I am far woolier than you.

 

[EFCNIK]

The wool pack encoorperates any Evertonian from outside the fair city of Liverpool. Don't like it? We'll come for you....

 

[EFCNIK]

Well given that I was born in the original woolyback land, and was called it long before it became a form of insult and argument clincher.
I go hols in 14 days and have new trunks and oil.
I've always been a wool whereas you are now claiming it due to being better than being a southerner.

I hereby claim that I am far woolier than you.

A strong application. Interesting, interesting...

Keep them coming.

 

[zed]

Neither are people from America, Bulgaria and Luton.

i know but i didnt want to come across listing everyone at once because `woolness` covers a broarder spectrum than first meets the eye

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Nah mate, wools stop at the city of Salford Boundary, beyond it everyone is a manc. whether from Salford or Manc.

 

[Azzurri]

You know the way Podolski is Polish but plays for Germany...