Wool Cup Final

chicoazul · January 18, 2015

There can be only two in the final. And there be none woollier than St Helens and Wigan.

Forget the jarg code of rugby they play, vote based on the following wool performance indicators:

Amount of gel on male hair
Really bad jeans
Scruffy kids
Promiscuity of their women folk
Muzzies
Discarded nappies in streets
Awful tattoos
Three length kecks on holiday
Average daily biscuit consumption

GO!

malfosse · January 18, 2015

There can be only one, the "our Maude" loving freaks.

ArtetaMoney · January 18, 2015

Fringe size needs adding to the indicators.

tommye · January 18, 2015

Wigan. Proper wools.

St Helens. In-bred, 12 fingered, cat shaggers.

ilikecheese · January 18, 2015

Nobody wins here...

neil999 · January 18, 2015

chicos brain -

- 40% wools
- 10% things on toast
- 10% weird lists
- 30% everton
- 10% incomprehensible

Goat · January 18, 2015

But @chicoazul is from Wigan.

Goat · January 18, 2015

neil999 said:
chicos brain -

- 40% wools
- 10% things on toast
- 10% weird lists
- 30% everton
- 10% incomprehensible

LOL at 30% Everton.

malfosse · January 18, 2015

I think the original poster could be trying to overcompensate for something.

chicoazul · January 18, 2015

MoutsGoat said:
LOL at 30% Everton.

LOL @ 80% body fat.

kithnou · January 18, 2015

chicoazul said:
There can be only two in the final. And there be none woollier than St Helens and Wigan.

Forget the jarg code of rugby they play, vote based on the following wool performance indicators:

Amount of gel on male hair

Really bad jeans

Scruffy kids

Promiscuity of their women folk

Muzzies

Discarded nappies in streets

Awful tattoos

Three length kecks on holiday

Average daily biscuit consumption

GO!

This is quite an education for us international viewers...

toffee matt · January 18, 2015

Wigan >>>> St Helens >>> Widnes>>>>> Warrington

Groucho · January 18, 2015

kithnou said:
This is quite an education for us international viewers...

If you're not Scouse (from Liverpool and selected suburbs) you are wool. I'll explain where 'woolly back' came from as an expression tomorrow. Dockers, wool sacks, and hooks - sling your hook comes from the same place and time and circumstance.

I believe you're antipodean? @chicoazul, do folk from afar (and by afar, I mean from places with better weather than Old Swan) count as extreme wools?

Oh, and I voted St. Helens, as they're just by Prescot/Knowsley, are in Merseyside yet seem to like Rugby.

kithnou · January 18, 2015

Groucho said:
If you're not Scouse (from Liverpool and selected suburbs) you are wool.

I believe you're antipodean? @chicoazul, do folk from afar (and by afar, I mean from places with better weather than Old Swan) count as extreme wools?

Oh, and I voted St. Helens, as they're just by Prescot/Knowsley, are in Merseyside yet seem to like Rugby.

I'm an antipodean wool? haha. Been called worse

Prefer Greek Adonis though