Women.

[tommye]

But wiping your arse with a ham butty is perfectly acceptable.

as long as it's your own butty I don't see the problem

 

[Brownie86]

"Lucky me, I sh@ my pants in the waiting room"

Best. Thing. Ever.

 

[Philw]

Amazing....

I'd hate to get the spermy beaker mixed up with the squash beaker in the middle of the night

OP your penis dunking bedside beaker is odd.

Nope, never heard of this. I really don't think you are going to find many people who have. Unless you pee like a racehorse for hours can he not wait? or use a towel/t-shirt/whatever is laying around on the floor

That other thread ....