Women.

[Ratkiller]

Only done up to page 4. The ham butty cracked me up.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1439461-I-pooed-on-my-skirt-at-work-today

 

[carlos21]

Only done up to page 4. The ham butty cracked me up.

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1439461-I-pooed-on-my-skirt-at-work-today

nice one.

 

[bluejock]

Snakes with tits.

 

[carlos21]

Snakes with tits.

good one kid,

 

[bflefc]

You've too much time on your hands, mate!!

 

[tommypotts]

Did you see this one, it was all over Facebook and Twitter last night

http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis

 

[bluejock]

Mumsnet are the internet forum equivalent of Loose Women. Toxic, man hating, menopausal lizards.

"Ooh, you can't raise your child like that..."

No? How about [Poor language removed] off and watch me. Judgemental bellends.

 

[Bungle]

They are a mental bunch, but I did laugh a bit at this

"I don't mean to be rude, but are you both so dirty that you require immediate cleaning?

That must be sexy. You do it then spring apart, you rush to the bathroom and he plunges his knob into a bucket.

You've just had sex so I assume you are on fairly intimate terms. Even if you have an acid fanjo and his sperm is nine tenths itching powder, surely you can use the bathroom at the same time? You can wash your fanjo in the bath and he can scrub his cock in the sink."

 

[Maxwell]

This is amazing.

 

[Brownie86]

Is it SFW?

 

[tommye]

Is it SFW?

i wouldn't advise dunking your knob in a cup in work mate

 

[Brownie86]

i wouldn't advise dunking your knob in a cup in work mate

If the boss aint looking, what's the harm?

 

[bflefc]

i wouldn't advise dunking your knob in a cup in work mate

Ha ha!! Classic!

 

[tommye]

If the boss aint looking, what's the harm?

hard to find an argument against this really.



happy dunking brownzzzzzzzzz

 

[Ratkiller]

i wouldn't advise dunking your knob in a cup in work mate

But wiping your arse with a ham butty is perfectly acceptable.