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Sid James

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Huge amounts of generalisation here but, what do women do that no matter your levels of empathy, understanding, you just cant fathom out why they do them

4 Women things that make no sense

The Cult of celebrity
Hello, OK, take a break etc...., plus most of ITV's programming schedule are dedicated to poking around in "celebrities" lives, houses, dietary regimes. Why, just why do you gobble this up like it's a miracle fat free chocolate cake. I don't get it, our time here is limited so what waste it on complete non entities and worry about whether or not their relationship will last, what dress they're wearing to a party of other such pap

Not saying what they mean
The Conversation goes "I'm going out with the lads tonight, is that OK ?", "oh right,just do what you like" . This is not a green flag to go out and participate in much needed male bonding. This is a cryptic warning to you that you should not do this. Warning to younger gentleman not experienced in life's complications, if your good lady says "just do what you want" you probably shouldn't.

Decision making abilities
What do you want to do, don't mind. Where shall we go, you decide. or you'll be asked which dress/top/shoes they should buy. You will of course have no idea which one is the best but rest assured any decision you make will invariably be wrong

Guess the problem
This game is painful, she's moping around sighing and huffing, concerned, you enquire as to her predicament. "you Ok", "yes fine". "Well you don't look fine, are you sure", "yes". 30 mins later of further silence that's so thick it could become a channel 5 news reader. "Is something wrong, is it something I've done?", "well if you don't know then what's the point". Eh what's the point? Of course I don't know I wouldn't be asking if I did. In all the time we've been together have I ever demonstrated mind reading abilities or professed to be Derren Browns best student. Why they can't just say , you did this and its upset me, life would be much easier

So For Balance, one thing that Women do that is Ace
Making lists
Don't know why but one area where logic demands some planning and order, they excel at. Shopping lists, holiday packing lists, lists for every conceivable event, ensuring order and banishing confusion

So 4 Mad things and 1 good thing, I believe that's how these threads are done ... go on then ...
 

Huge amounts of generalisation here but, what do women do that no matter your levels of empathy, understanding, you just cant fathom out why they do them

4 Women things that make no sense

The Cult of celebrity
Hello, OK, take a break etc...., plus most of ITV's programming schedule are dedicated to poking around in "celebrities" lives, houses, dietary regimes. Why, just why do you gobble this up like it's a miracle fat free chocolate cake. I don't get it, our time here is limited so what waste it on complete non entities and worry about whether or not their relationship will last, what dress they're wearing to a party of other such pap

Not saying what they mean
The Conversation goes "I'm going out with the lads tonight, is that OK ?", "oh right,just do what you like" . This is not a green flag to go out and participate in much needed male bonding. This is a cryptic warning to you that you should not do this. Warning to younger gentleman not experienced in life's complications, if your good lady says "just do what you want" you probably shouldn't.

Decision making abilities
What do you want to do, don't mind. Where shall we go, you decide. or you'll be asked which dress/top/shoes they should buy. You will of course have no idea which one is the best but rest assured any decision you make will invariably be wrong

Guess the problem
This game is painful, she's moping around sighing and huffing, concerned, you enquire as to her predicament. "you Ok", "yes fine". "Well you don't look fine, are you sure", "yes". 30 mins later of further silence that's so thick it could become a channel 5 news reader. "Is something wrong, is it something I've done?", "well if you don't know then what's the point". Eh what's the point? Of course I don't know I wouldn't be asking if I did. In all the time we've been together have I ever demonstrated mind reading abilities or professed to be Derren Browns best student. Why they can't just say , you did this and its upset me, life would be much easier

So For Balance, one thing that Women do that is Ace
Making lists
Don't know why but one area where logic demands some planning and order, they excel at. Shopping lists, holiday packing lists, lists for every conceivable event, ensuring order and banishing confusion

So 4 Mad things and 1 good thing, I believe that's how these threads are done ... go on then ...
So what you're saying is, you're crap with women?
 
Calculators in restaurants to work out the bill, taking away the crème brulee but adding the second glass of wine.

Three women together all buying a drink to sit and chat together will mean three purses open.
 

Just all-round confusing IMO.
You think you might have sussed something out that you kind of understand, then they'll do something that drastically goes against what you thought you understood.
 

Not saying what they mean
The Conversation goes "I'm going out with the lads tonight, is that OK ?", "oh right,just do what you like" . This is not a green flag to go out and participate in much needed male bonding. This is a cryptic warning to you that you should not do this. Warning to younger gentleman not experienced in life's complications, if your good lady says "just do what you want" you probably shouldn't.


so much this
 
Huge amounts of generalisation here but, what do women do that no matter your levels of empathy, understanding, you just cant fathom out why they do them

4 Women things that make no sense

The Cult of celebrity
Hello, OK, take a break etc...., plus most of ITV's programming schedule are dedicated to poking around in "celebrities" lives, houses, dietary regimes. Why, just why do you gobble this up like it's a miracle fat free chocolate cake. I don't get it, our time here is limited so what waste it on complete non entities and worry about whether or not their relationship will last, what dress they're wearing to a party of other such pap

Not saying what they mean
The Conversation goes "I'm going out with the lads tonight, is that OK ?", "oh right,just do what you like" . This is not a green flag to go out and participate in much needed male bonding. This is a cryptic warning to you that you should not do this. Warning to younger gentleman not experienced in life's complications, if your good lady says "just do what you want" you probably shouldn't.

Decision making abilities
What do you want to do, don't mind. Where shall we go, you decide. or you'll be asked which dress/top/shoes they should buy. You will of course have no idea which one is the best but rest assured any decision you make will invariably be wrong

Guess the problem
This game is painful, she's moping around sighing and huffing, concerned, you enquire as to her predicament. "you Ok", "yes fine". "Well you don't look fine, are you sure", "yes". 30 mins later of further silence that's so thick it could become a channel 5 news reader. "Is something wrong, is it something I've done?", "well if you don't know then what's the point". Eh what's the point? Of course I don't know I wouldn't be asking if I did. In all the time we've been together have I ever demonstrated mind reading abilities or professed to be Derren Browns best student. Why they can't just say , you did this and its upset me, life would be much easier

So For Balance, one thing that Women do that is Ace
Making lists
Don't know why but one area where logic demands some planning and order, they excel at. Shopping lists, holiday packing lists, lists for every conceivable event, ensuring order and banishing confusion

So 4 Mad things and 1 good thing, I believe that's how these threads are done ... go on then ...


You've missed out two really crucial ones imo :

Weight

Moaning.


The weight thing is actually a minefield laden trap and can lead to serious ructions if not handled properly.

The question of weight gain is normally sprung on you when you least expect it - ie watching you're favourite programme. This is a deliberate ploy to catch you off guard and also a test to see if you're actually listening .

An answer like - " dunno or no not really " will have your fate sealed.


Moaning normally comes after you've been together a while as she not going to show her hand early doors in case you scarper. Moaning is an art form that is carried on from childhood and designed to get her what she wants in the end. Men follow the path of least resistance and usually cave in after a sufficient period of moaning - I know I do.
 
Guess the problem
This game is painful, she's moping around sighing and huffing, concerned, you enquire as to her predicament. "you Ok", "yes fine". "Well you don't look fine, are you sure", "yes". 30 mins later of further silence that's so thick it could become a channel 5 news reader. "Is something wrong, is it something I've done?", "well if you don't know then what's the point". Eh what's the point? Of course I don't know I wouldn't be asking if I did. In all the time we've been together have I ever demonstrated mind reading abilities or professed to be Derren Browns best student. Why they can't just say , you did this and its upset me, life would be much easier

and this hahaha
 
"You'll never guess what such and such has just said on Facebook"

My usual response is that I don't care, however the selective hearing means that she doesn't hear me say this and is going to tell me whether I want to listen or not, and unless I have formed an opinion in response to what she's just told me then I am to blame for all of the worlds problems.
 

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