Woman gets stuck in window after trying to dispose of mammoth turd

[longers]

https://www.gofundme.com/9wvxt9-replacement-window

Lol

 

[larbert toffee]

I thought mammoths were extinct.......First by the way.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Coleen and wazza?

 

[Bungle]

@Woolly Blue

 

[longers]

It's now the most read news story on BBC lol

 

[JimmyJeffers]

What a woman

 

[jal123]

What sort of lady goes for a u-boat sized turd on a tinder date?

And does anyone have her number?

 

[JimmyJeffers]

What sort of lady goes for a u-boat sized turd on a tinder date?

And does anyone have her number?

It must have been solid. Like concrete. And huge as well. Imagine her face.

 

[Scouse]

What sort of lady goes for a u-boat sized turd on a tinder date?

And does anyone have her number?

Lad she went back to his house for a bottle of wine and a Scientology documentary...absolute filth her!

 

[LinekersLegs]

I wonder if there is going to be a second date and if so if he insists on going to her place.

 

[tommye]

She looks to have been in pane throughout her ordeal.



Coat on. Leaving now....

 

[Bungle]

Date number 2 out the window

 

[Bruce Wayne]

I'm surprised the poo didn't land on Damon as he was peering through the bathroom window.

 

[Donald Twain]

Its all my arse this story!

 

[larbert toffee]

She looks to have been in pane throughout her ordeal.



Coat on. Leaving now....

Should have seen through that one.