Woke up this morning...

[Deleted member 28206]

Really? I would never of thought that.

Yep, it's a subconscious thing to stop men pissing themselves

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Really? I would never of thought that.

I may have just made that up

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

When the Doctor puts the thermometer in your mouth, less than 5 minutes previous it had been up the arse of that 'arl fella before you, with only an alcohol wipe between you.

 

[tommye]

When the Doctor puts the thermometer in your mouth, less than 5 minutes previous it had been up the arse of that 'arl fella before you, with only an alcohol wipe between you.

what a comforting thought.

 

[chicoazul]

The bad AIDS mate. Shoot yourself at once.

Woke up this morning....
Couldn't find my legs,
then I remembered,
I'm a snake.

Tremendous.

 

[somuchfun]

When the Doctor puts the thermometer in your mouth, less than 5 minutes previous it had been up the arse of that 'arl fella before you, with only an alcohol wipe between you.

Alcohol makes everything good <3

 

[Kurt.]

woke up this morning,
couldnt feel my legs,
then i remembered,
I got no arms...

 

[ilikecheese]

Probably the bad aids...drinking bleach is the cure.

 

[pornpimol1]

dervder der der der

 

[ilikecheese]

dervder der der der

In Ingrish por favor...