Wigan 0-1 Everton January 30th 3pm KO

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Everton travel the short trip to Wigans DW stadium looking to perform in similar fashion to that which saw Sunderland battered beyond belief just three days earlier.
Wigan are without first team keeper and former Laffapool awesome thing to be that turned out not worth the hype Chris Kirkland. Though they will feature once alleged Moyes target and definite Ferguson (D) target Paul Scharner. Goal of the season winner Maynor Figueroa should get a game unless he has been finally flogged to Sunderland who seem to be collecting Defenders like a certain spanish waiter collects embarrassing soundbites. And so to their danger men, Charles 'Maxi Jazz' N'Zogbia, and Hugo 'dont mention penalty' Rodallega, both capable on their day but supply is woeful and shutting down their midfield should be well within our comfort zone.
Get on Everton for a 3-0 win with Cahill to score last. Also a certain Mikel Arteta takes another step towards full recovery with another 25 minute run around.

By Chicoazul.
 

DuncIrkSpirit said:
Everton travel the short trip to Wigans DW stadium looking to perform in similar fashion to that which saw Sunderland battered beyond belief just three days earlier.
Wigan are without first team keeper and former Laffapool awesome thing to be that turned out not worth the hype Chris Kirkland. Though they will feature once alleged Moyes target and definite Ferguson (D) target Paul Scharner. Goal of the season winner Maynor Figueroa should get a game unless he has been finally flogged to Sunderland who seem to be collecting Defenders like a certain spanish waiter collects embarrassing soundbites. And so to their danger men, Charles 'Maxi Jazz' N'Zogbia, and Hugo 'dont mention penalty' Rodallega, both capable on their day but supply is woeful and shutting down their midfield should be well within our comfort zone.
Get on Everton for a 3-0 win with Cahill to score last. Also a certain Mikel Arteta takes another step towards full recovery with another 25 minute run around.

By Chicoazul.
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Haha. Too much quality for me that. You missed off the weird rips that no one gets, the blatant can't be arsed tactics bit and the failed attempt at humour.
 
I think we'll absolutely ruin them. We owe someone a good beating & as disheartening as the weekend's performance was, being the optimist I'm putting it down as a blip & so I'm going for us to win by at least 4 goals




























I'd take a 1-0 win right now though
 
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Scene of our most underwhelming performance last year. I was fuming after watching us get bummed by them at the "jayjaybeh" in wool talk.
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A few thought it was holiday time with the amount of sand on the pitch that day, and in some sort of ironic way it probably was, instead of the beach at St. Tropez it was more an Omaha, Sword, Juno, Gold, Utah type battle. Murdochs fault for shifting rugby. (The sand on their pitch, not the D day landings)
 

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A few thought it was holiday time with the amount of sand on the pitch that day, and in some sort of ironic way it probably was, instead of the beach at St. Tropez it was more an Omaha, Sword, Juno, Gold, Utah type battle. Murdochs fault for shifting rugby. (The sand on their pitch, not the D day landings)
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All I remember was that Cattermole looking like Beckenbauer and us being very [Poor language removed] indeed. We beat Spurs away next game so turned into a catalyst for decent times.

If I'd have done the match preview I'd have to had made reference to the wonderfully looser moralled girls from up there. Why spent £100s of pounds trying to get into a scouse girl when a train up to Wigan nearly always yields results. Assuming you avoid the mandatory wool gauntlet of scouse hate on the way home like.
 
I am not one for amending works by famous authors, but, George Orwells 'The Road to Wigan Pier' needed 'isn't Long Enough' added to it. Possibly in brackets.
 
Ahhh Wigan Pier. That's a blast from the past. For those who don't know there's a club that used to be filled with speeded up urban ninjas and orange slappers.

This line from Wiki tickled me for some reason "The club plays music predominantly from the bouncy house genre."
 

Im going to this one and im really looking forward to ripping the arse out of them earing wearing, snide tash, bad trabbed, webbed feet, cat fingering, weird talking, fringe looking scruffy [Poor language removed].....



4-0 blues..!!
 
Hate to say it but I'll weigh in after I see how we do against Sunderland.

If the Brum game was a blip and we smash Sunderland, then I say we'll do the same to Wigan. However if we struggle against Sunderland, then all bets are off and who knows....??
 
By all accounts we shouldn't have lost against Brum at all. It's typical Everton really that we'll set the world alight in one game and then get caught with a suckerpunch in the next, simply because after any big victory we seem to hit the cruise control button and still expect to win thereafter.

Sorry, but I don't care who the opponents are or what competition it is, Evertonians expect their men to give 110% effort for the entire duration of time they're on the pitch.

That said, if we actually do this, Sunderland and Wigan will be soundly and comprehensively beaten.
 

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