Why?

[bluejock]

Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes?

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes?

Cause they'll get creases in the Penguin coloured clothes otherwise mate.

 

[Azzurri]

Why's he ironing when his wife's in the house?

 

[ijjysmith]

Because they're penguins you div.

 

[Groucho]

Dunno mate.

Why did Bungle* from rainbow wear pyjamas at night, yet nothing during the day?


*badly Yewtree, I know.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Dunno mate.

Why did Bungle* from rainbow wear pyjamas at night, yet nothing during the day?


*badly Yewtree, I know.

So no one could sneak a look at his Bungleballs while he was sleeping mate.

 

[EFC David]

Why does Bart Simpson always wear the same clothes?

 

[Azzurri]

Why does Donald Duck put a towel round his waste when he gets out the shower despite not wearing pants?

 

[ijjysmith]

Why does Donald Duck put a towel round his waste when he gets out the shower despite not wearing pants?

Hi Chandler from Friends.

 

[noharmdone]

Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes?

Scouse Pingu is ace.

 

[Azzurri]

Hi Chandler from Friends.

Could I BEEE any more of a joke thief?

 

[chrissyjack]

Why are Barney McGrew's eyes closed when he's driving the Trumpton fire engine

 

[peteblue]

Why are Barney McGrew's eyes closed when he's driving the Trumpton fire engine

He's pissed mate.......

 

[Reidy's Bottle Of Grecian]

Why is Pingu's dad always ironing when none of them wear clothes?

Has a part time job pressing suits while puffin on his pipe.

 

[Seamus Colemole]

Why does Donald Duck put a towel round his waste when he gets out the shower despite not wearing pants?

So water doesn't drip off the end of his duckdick and onto the carpet mate.